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Originally Posted by smc
Who gives a crap about political correctness when there's such a motherlode of richness to mine?!
What's an Essex girl's favorite wine?
"Aw go on. Take me to Lakeside. Please! Please! Go on, take me!
What's an Essex girl's form of protection?
A bus shelter.
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I forgot my all-time favorite:
What's the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy?
An Essex girl has a higher sperm count.