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Originally Posted by orion
Don't worry .. that's my fault .. it was posted for the benefit of someone who liked an earlier "Liverpool" joke ..
Just put it down to "Brit" humour .. which sometimes doesn't translate easily ..  |
Nicely explained Orion, I'll let you explain this one too
A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'.
Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the
measles and my Mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says
there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Shaun, who had just moved to the UK, jumps up and says in a broad Irish accent, "My Dad is painting our new house with a two-inch
brush and my Mum says it will take da contagious".
( da cunt-ages )