Oooh ! This looks like fun ! !
Can anybody have a go at this poetry thing ?
Let me see - ( adopts meditative poetic pose )
Romantic, Obscene, Humorous, Cynical - the choice is wide.
How about some member Nonsense Verses like that ones from the famous Edward Leere ? You know, like Isaac Asimov's dirty limericks ( US SciFi giant ).
OK. I'll make a start :
There once was a Tranny from Trentham
Who...
She shoved in her. . .
And twiddled her . . . etc.
That sort of thing anyway. Now, over to all you creative bards ( and bardesses ) - I'll add my half a groat's worth later !