[Jenae LaTorque]

Little Maggie is in her backyard

Mr Baxter the next door neighbor leans over the fence.

Mr Baxter, "What are you doing there Little Maggie?"

Little Maggie, "Oh, I was digging a hole, Mr Baxter."

Mr Baxter, "Why were you digging a hole, Little Maggie?"

Little Maggie, "Oh, it was for my parakeet, Mr Baxter; it died."

Mr Baxter, "That's an awful big hole for a little parakeet, how come?"

Lil Maggie, "Cuz it's inside your fuckin' cat!"