Uhh, wasn't the OP's point to change a famous line in a way that would totally change a movie, like if Darth Vader had been a smartass instead of being dramatic?
I think it would've been cool in
Fight Club if Marla would've said, "I want to have your abortion," like in the book instead of, "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
It's hard to think of lines like that, though. All the good lines are lines you remember because they're perfect.
This line's so nerdy, but it's really emotional the way it makes you think about beautiful things you'll never experience:
Blade Runner
Rutger Hauer talking to Harrison Ford:
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
25th Hour
Brian Cox talking to Ed Norton:
Every man, woman and child should see the desert one time before they die. Nothing at all for miles around. Nothing but sand and rocks and cactus and blue sky. Not a soul in sight. No sirens, car alarms. Nobody honkin' at ya. No madman cursin' or pissin' on the streets. You find the silence out there. You find the peace. You can find God.
Mallrats
Ben Affleck fucking a 15-year-old girl in the ass:
Who's your favorite New Kid? Call me Joey. Oh yeah. Don't make me get loose. Yeah. Call me Donnie. Come on. Oh, girl. Yeah, please don't go.
The Shawshank Redemption
gay rapist:
Where do you get this shit?
Tim Robbins:
I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?
Heat
Al Pacino:
She's got a great ass! And you got your head all the way up it!
Seven
Guy telling police about killing a girl with a bladed strap-on:
Oh, Christ! He made me wear it ... and ... and he told me to fuck her! He had the gun in my mouth. The gun was in my throat!
Demolition Man
Sandra Bullock:
Let's go blow this guy.
Stallone:
Away! Blow this guy away!
Sandra Bullock:
Whatever.
Mr Mom
Michael Keaton:
You want a beer?
Martin Mull:
It's 7:00 in the morning.
Michael Keaton:
Scotch?
Fight Club
Ed Norton talking about Meat Loaf's man-boobs:
That was where I fit... between those huge sweating tits that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big.
Chasing Amy
Jason Lee showing horse porn to a little kid:
And then Black Beauty couldn't take it any longer, and he finally did some of his own mounting.
Blazing Saddles
Harvey Korman:
Qualifications?
applicant:
Rape, murder, arson and rape.
Harvey Korman:
You said rape twice.
applicant:
I like rape.
Harvey Korman:
Charming. Sign right here.
Passenger 57
Wesley Snipes:
You ever play roulette?
bad guy:
On occasion.
Wesley Snipes:
Well, let me give you a word of advice. Always bet on black!
American Movie
Mike:
One day I was partying in my basement and I always used to get, like, pissed off inside cause I would wanna party really heavy and no one else would, ya know? And then all a sudden Mark came over and, uh, either I had a bottle of vodka or he had a bottle of vodka, but anyway we were drinkin' vodka and I was so happy that I found someone who would drink vodka with me, you know? So, um and then, Mark would drink vodka with me all the time. We'd uh, you know, I'd go over there all the time and we'd buy a fifth of vodka and we'd share it, you know, and uh, that really made me happy.
American Beauty
boss reading Kevin Spacey's job description:
My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge and at least once a day retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell.
The Silence of the Lambs
Jodie Foster:
Hi.
Miggs:
I can smell your cunt!
Zardoz
Zardoz:
The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men as once it was, but the gun shoots death and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill.
Death Wish
Jeff Goldblum (raping daughter):
I'm gonna stab you in the ass.
mother:
Leave her alone!
Jeff Goldblum:
Goddamn rich cunt! I kill rich cunts!
A Clockwork Orange
Alex:
What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on?
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Originally Posted by TracyCoxx
Sir, are you classified as human?
Uh, negative. I am a meat popsicle.
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That is one of my favorite lines ever. I guess it's not
that funny, but it took me totally off guard the first time I saw
Fifth Element.
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i haven't got a fucking clue what thats suposed to mean?
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I assume you know your quote, "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" was from
The Treasure of the Seirra Madre. There's a movie called
UHF that has several parody scenes, one of which has a Mexican guy who hosts a TV show about animals. A guy drops off a bunch of badgers, and the Mexican says, "Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"