From the United States CDC:
If you develop emergency warning signs for COVID-19 get medical attention immediately. Emergency warning signs include...
Difficulty breathing or shortness of breath (Entirely normal. Happens every time I look at Chanel Santini. See picture.
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Persistent pain or pressure in the chest (Working out like I think I’m still “18.”
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New confusion or inability to arouse (Shit. Oh wait, I thought they meant “inability to
become aroused”?
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Bluish lips or face (Fuck, it’s still Winter in Indiana.
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