3) Cristiano Ronaldo (not to be confused with Ronaldo) is a handsome young Portuguese player currently considered the best in Europe. He is the acknowledged master of the step-over. He's also prone to group sex with prostitutes (allegedly) - this maneuver is referred to as the 'leg-over'!
*flutters her eyelashes*
He is sooooooooooo dreamy. I couldn't ever date him though... I get angry and want to yell at him and just end up sucking him off instead...