An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are all in a bar ordering a pint of beer. The Englishmans beer arrives with a fly in it. He refuses the drink and sends it back. The Scotsmans beer arrives with a fly in it and he just plucks it out and discards the fly. The Irishmans beer arrives with a fly in it. The Irishman picks out the fly, squeezes it and shouts, "Spit it out ye wee bastard!"
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[QUOTE=God(from Futurama)]Right and wrong are just words; what matters is what you do... If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope... When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
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