The Old Sailor
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" he asks. "What's that supposed to mean?"
And she says, "You're not hard, you're not in, and your not getting your money back."
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"The mighty Fulham F.C."
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