TOP TEN AL GORE PICKUP LINES
10. ?I created the internet, and now I?m going to create making love to you.?
9. ?We?ll make sweet love until the compact fluorescent light bulb burns out? which is a long long time because they?re very efficient.?
8. ?The science is settled: I?m dead sexy.?
7. ?It would reduce your carbon footprint if you shared a room with me tonight.?
6. ?If you just watch this slideshow presentation, I think it makes it pretty clear and indisputable that we should totally do it.?
5. ?Lucky for you my lovemaking is a renewable resource.?
4. ?It?s not only my personality and mannerisms that are stiff.?
3. ?Carefully study your love making option, because I don?t want you to accidentally have sex with Pat Buchanan.?
2. ?The rumors are true: I am a robot ? The Sex Machine.?
And the number one Al Gore pickup line?
?Here?s an inconvenient truth: There?s only one of me to go around.?
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