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Originally Posted by Kirsty Scott

Dear Matty,

First you need to start watching Rom coms, you need to have long telephone conversations with your friends about boys, you need to start driving badly and get a paycut so you earn less than your male colleagues .....

The training is tough but you can't just jump into a bra and pair of knickers you have to take things seriously, Matty Son ....

Mrs Miyagi
xxx xxx

Alernatively pull on some pantyhose .... have a wank and you'll be able to go watch football.

Kirsty, my darling, it takes some doing to have the quickest wit on this board, but in a short time you have established your preeminence!

Now, as far as that wank is concerned, should it be the "wax on, wax off" variety?