Let's Take a Trip Downtown
 

I was reading the blog of a really funny, smart and awesome T-girl last night. I won't advertise it here because it isn'r porn (at all) and it's rude to post links to random blogs on other people's blogs. Anyway, she was amused with how many straight guys REALLY want to perform oral on her and how really bad they are at it. I have to agree. I have been with straight, gay, and bi guys and playing with the bits downtown as usually been part of it. Gay guys know their way around a penis - 'nuff said (thanks Stan Lee). Straight guys.. hmm.. let's just say I'd like an orgasm too please... no really I would...seriously.

Now I know lots of you guys are keen to have a trannie hike up her skirt and show you the goods and invite you to put your mouth on it for the first time. I'd like to help you all out (by giving advice, not my phone number). So in the spirit of Ms Tranny Manners, some tips for a hetero first time cocksucker:

1) It won't bite - if you are a good boy it will spit (or dribble depending on hormones). So feel free to actually, you know, put it in your mouth.

2) Your lips are NOT your mouth - Technically they are, but sexually speaking "mouth" refers to past the teeth. Taking the tip just past your lips is an ok start and that's about all it is.

3) Licking??? - OK ok, Tgs are women, we expect to be treated like women, we go on and on about it. Except.. the penis on a TG isn't a vagina - licking it does NOTHING for us. Licking can be good to prepare it for entering the mouth (see above).

4) You have one too - Barring accident, you have a penis with the exact same wireing. While every person is different, what you like is a good roadmap to what she will like. That's how she knows what to do with yours. :cool:

5) It's not a race - Once you have it in your mouh, you are forever a guy who had a trannie cock in his mouth. There are no degrees to it, so trying to finish it quickly won't make it any less and issue if it has to be for you.

6) The whole thing dammit - Penis is the tip (head), shaft, base (where it connects), scrotum, and ... the prostate (that lovely bit behind the sack). As you know, they are all yummy goodness and all want some attention.

7) Pressure is your friend - Not emotional pressure silly, physical pressure. When going down the shaft, make your lips as tight as you can. The pressure, or friction of this WILL make her squeal.

I tried to get 10 out of this, but it's not that easy. I understand that there are emotional and physical baggage that will probably come up for most guys their first time. A trannie with any sort of empathy will understand and will take it easy and slow for you. The key to good head?? Do what you like having done to you and follow her body language.

From my personal files... There is somehing cute about that initial hesitation from a first-time guy. They go for it, then pull back a little - you can see hundreds of questions tumbling in their minds in that instant. Then, as they resolve their last shreads of doubt and decide to take the plunge you get to witness something beautiful... a man taking charge of his sexual destiny.

well very handy i gotta say
been reding this forum for about 1,5 days i can say u r my fav author

and one of the reasons i join this site if not the only
cock sucking tutorial for this cock dreamers . . . . . u keep rocking
they can't get it but will know how to do it right, awesome

u'r "curious about guys who are interested in gals like me" well, i'm curious bout how to find a gal like u, u'r def the person i must know.
ain't no big deal to get why u post ur tutorials thats the way *u* wanna be treated, well there must be a talanted admirer who gonna treat u at his best. dam. i would.

tutorials
 

Great. Thanks Ms Tranny Manners, I enjoyed that blow by blow tutorial (though not as much as the real thing).

I hope this is going to be a continuing series (I'm slightly surprised we've moved straight from "how to date a t-girl" to "going downtown", whatever happened to fore-play? Can we look forward to further instalments such as "entering by the back door" and "how to locate the light switch once inside"? And what about a 1 to 10 compendium of male + t-girl coupling positions and their pros and cons?

Regarding the missing 8 to 10 of oral, perhaps forum members can help out. Teabagging? Lightly dragging the teeth under the rim of the head? Hmm... maybe these fall into a later tutorial on advanced techniques rather than advice for first timers.

Two points re "downtown":
1) I think you are a bit dismissive about licking, it can have a very erotic effect as part of the build up and exciting anticipation, and as you say in 5 what's the rush?
2) In general it's the cliche - 'practice makes perfect'. Of course a guy sucking a penis for the first time is going to be hesitant, and if he has straight / gay issues then there may well be a mind fuck going on never mind the face fuck! Yes of course the 'just do to me what you like done to you' applies but most guys on the receiving end of a bj probably aren't busy analysing the moves so it's a whole other thing when they're the one who's got to get their mouth round it. So my two cents of advice for the girls - be patient and guide a newbie.

As ever, good to read your advice, thoughts, grumbles, etc. They say the presence of a woman has a civilising effect on a bunch of guys so we're lucky to have you on the forum. :kiss:

Marlow.. good good good points!! The tea bagging and tooth scraping are definately in the "advanced" category, as it collecting some saliva in your cheeks and making a kinda of "water jet" action... not for the novice. too much information can be intimidating.

Licking is all good, but it isn't going to get the big pay-off. Licking can and should be used, particularly around the scrotum.. a little suction there goes a long way too... but that may be more of a moderate level activity...

The first time mind fuck is absolutely something to consider on both ends. Understanding it is key and the reason I posted this. I guarantee that no matter how much a guy has thought about, watched, wanted, craved getting between a t-girl's legs he will have a mental issue the first time.

A trannie with a little empathy will understand and work with her partner. She will assure him and coax him and compliment him. I hear too often from guys who had a really crappy time with their first. One guy I know literally feels like he was "orally violated" his first time. It took him years to get over it. He ended up being one of the best lovers I have ever had and continues to be a good friend. It's a shame that his first time stunted his sexual development and made him question his own desires.

*blush* thanks. I hate to admit, but I'm a bit of a whore for compliments...

Bionca I find it funny that in the relatively short time you've been here people have kind of unofficially agreed that you are one of the most insightful people on this forum and personally i think a lot of people are glad you're here. most people would be lost on subjects like this one and others if it weren't for you. I for one want to gladly thank you for joining:):respect:

I would accept an invitation to be a "straight" man who loses his oral cherry to you.
Although this is part of my transexual fantasy, to this point that is at it is. A fantasy. I know what I like, and what i would like down there, and I have always fel;t is that if I want it done i should be willing to do it too.
Of course, my wife does not see it that way. I am more than willing to let her do to me some of the things I have wanted to do to her for over 10 years now and STILL have not done. And not due to a lack of trying either.

what amazes me bionca, is that you actually have to TELL people these things. i mean seriously, i was expecting to do all that stuff if/when i get with a tranny. god if you have to tell people this and i think it's obvious, i must be a freakin natural genius when it comes to tranny relations :P

Not to wander too far off topic, but dammit Bionca, ever since you posted this, I've had that damn song stuck in my head, and for the most part I just keep hearing "downtown" on this loop in my brain.

Petula Clarke... mmm.... mwahahahaha

:lol:
Imagine beautiful ladyboys qued up in front of you, waiting for a ride to heaven.
Outside the Room is a Signboard, saying:

Genius Blueraven !!
Department of Shemale Pleasure.

Would you be needing assistants? Many are willing to volunteer for the job!;)

i'm taking all these lesseons to heart :p:inlove:

Wonderful posting :-)

I remember the first time with my sweet Fey... :inlove: Especially your last sentence rings a bell, Bionca.

She guided me the sweetest and most loving way - well, she actually trained me to be a real c***sucker :-) And I'm a quick learner!

It's my experience that sucking her cock so she sees stars and moons in front of her eyes is an individual thing. Some like it soft, some a bit more rough. Picking up her signals during the play is alpha omega here. The best of course being when she screams her orgasm out in my mouth :-)

In generel I don't think that neither ladyboys nor gays suck better than girls - it's a bit of a myth. Actually, very few really knows how to suck with pleasure (I dare saying this because Fey proclaimed me to be "an expert" :-)). But the one time I really remember was with a Chinese girl in my town - OMG she really had a talent - she had the ability to make it tingle all over. My x-wife matched that a bit, but I'm still to meet a gay guy or transsexual woman who suck THAT well :-)

Very often they attack like it's an eating-competition... 7 seconds of ruff treatment and then it must be good... not really.

Sucking a cock is an ART! It takes training AND alertness.

Oh well...

H

lyrics
 

Lyrical words of wisdom from Petula Clarke:

And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you;
Someone who is just like you and needs a gentle hand to
Guide them along...
So maybe I'll see you there,
We can forget all our troubles; forget all our cares, and go
Downtown -- things will be great when you're
Downtown -- don't wait a minute more
Downtown -- everything's waiting for you...

just to add my two peny's worth to this the best blowjob i ever had the girl who gave me it was huming while she done it, the vibrations make it ten times better, but i guess thats an advanced technique also

yes, nice thread B, I think alot of guys who are gung-ho to get down while watching videos have seconds thoughts afterwards. But the seed is planted...
Now I'm not saying I've ever sucked a dick, but if I had it would have been when I was very young and drunk and would have ended pretty quick with me coughing and spitting on all fours in the grass beside some vacant lot in the wee hours. If I ever do take "the plunge" it will be dedicated to a prostitute with a heart of Gold, Kathy, and her earth shaking, reality quaking ten megaton trips to nirvana. She was also the sweetest little girl you would ever meet.
My trouble would be the FACE of the guy I blew. It would have to be my face, most likely. You know what I mean. Or a trans-sexual so beautiful I would lose my mind. I would have to like the face or something like that, I don't know. If I could clone myself, that would be best, I think.

yes advanced indeed... also toothpaste or ice... dammit it's been a while...

Well, the thing to remember lots and LOTS of TGs aren't really into having the bits sucked, touched, whatever. On the other hand, having it hidden from view during sex is pretty teadius as well.

As a shecock lover i am an expert of sucking a shecock and eating ass :cool:

I love sucking and make my ladyboy partner happy.
If i make her happy, she will make me much more happy.

:respect:

huming might be advanced but using toothpaste or ice is off the chart i've nver had a blowjob where any kind of consumer product was used, i wouldn't imagine the toothpase thing would be much fun for the one doing the sucking, all that tooth paste covering up the cock flavor would ruin it i imagine.

I'm not too sure I'd enjoy toothpaste. Toothpaste is, after all, a mild abrasive.:eek: It would seem to me that too much action with toothpaste could leave a person a little raw and sore.