Ouch!!!!!!!

One for yesterday

And another for today

Clunck
 

This guy owened...
ouch

Sunday's pic

I like this thread. Its going really great.



Punchline:
Ouch! Hit the football, Moron! Those are my balls.

A couple of days late, but still a funny picture.;)

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To pee or not to pee.:lol:

For all you Wonder Woman fanatics...

Kitty, kitty, kitty.... come here, come on baby...
food's here... its dinner time... come come come!
Hey! I had three kitten! Where did the fourth come from?

What a pleasant breeze!
I'm falling asleep!
It's autohypnosis!!

Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson) plays Guess Who?
 

Because of TheAngryPostman's above Pulp Fiction funny, I thought of this...
:lol:

The cat on the right looks absolutely petrified!:lol:

What?;):p:lol:

The 2nd one from the Left is an owl.

pussy: Stop, stop, I'm choking with Laughter!!

sesame: But you are just a cat!

pussy: What do you mean you racist? You think cat's dont laugh? Cats smile, cry, frown, yawn, shout, whisper, kiss, spit, sneeze, caugh, sing.

LOL! I saw that.;)

I just thought the owl had been photoshopped in, so the cat's reaction would have been from some other stimuli.:D

Naughty Little Johnny...
 

Start at the top an follow the pictures down...

Excellent joke, 5 stars!!!:lol:


aw97, whats that with the Rubik's cube, practical approach to solving a problem... once and for all?:D

An interesting marketing method.

Humm, I hope its well cooked.:eek::confused:

What about this?

I felt awful when I took my cat to be fixed. If he only knew I wonder how much he would have wanted revenge?:eek:

hehehehehe

Perhaps this was the groundsman's response after losing his job... :lol:

Or he was just looking for a sure-fire way to get turfed.;):D

Here you go.

some varies

Ouch!
 

Broken nose and a trip to the f:censored:cking dentist.

That guy got FUCKED UP!!! :eek: Damn!

That picture of the bird reminds me of work! There are about 200 000+ crows there nightly. At least a couple of falcons ate one today. Hopefully they'll stay and scare off the crows(since our wonderful Mayor won't do anything about the massive overpopulation that we are dealing with), or at least eat some more of them.:eek:

That is one of those pictures that you hope beyond hope is Photoshopped!:eek::eek::eek:

Maybe you can get your mayor to eat some crow. You had a mayor not too long ago that had to eat a lot of crow. :lol: (sorry, shadows, I couldn't resist that one)

Willie Nelson
 

Amusing bodypainting

Well, it depends on if you know what city I live in.;):D

What would Freud have to say about the designers of this wall. For that matter what would he have to say about anyone that looks at this and gets a sexual meaning from it.

The stormtroopers one amused me.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2659/...b02957450d.jpg

I have a pic just for our Jen.

Verify...
 

I bet it would work on some dumb ass out there.

Having seen numerous episodes of COPS and America's Dumbest Criminals(I think that is the name of the show), I would agree with your statement.:lol:

I have another that you might like.

Angry Postman, do you have any with anti-crow ordnance?;):)

Nope. Crows are a small portion of the bird population in SD. However, our lack of crows is more than compensated for by pigeons and seagulls. Yeccch! :frown:

Darn! Considering how we have over 200 000 of the disgusting creatures(who like to poop everywhere when you startle them, which is WAY too easy to do) at any given moment, would you like a few?;):innocent:

I can't wait for Spring when they finally start to leave again...

These birds are taunting you...
 

Looks like they take great pleasure in making your life a misery.:frown:

Nope. Sorry:( I have my hands full with pigeons AKA rats with wings.





Now if you had 200,000 rounds of .22LR, that would be a different story.

You're doing this because of New Jersey's loss, aren't you?:eek::lol::p

At least the pigeons are a lot quieter than the crows. We've only got about 10-12 of them at the workplace at any given time, so they are never a problem. However, at around 7pm EST and 7am EST it looks like the Flight of The Valkrie up there with the crows! Where are the :censored: umbrellas?!?!?:eek:

No. That one was a pre-defeat post.:innocent: (check the time)

Maybe your "Flyers to win 2-1" prediction brought out a devilish :lol: streak in me.:p

I should open my eyes.
 

Looks like that picture was taken in England, probably London and probably on a bridge over the Thames.

If only I could see the route number on the front of the bus then I'd know which bridge to look for. I probably walk past penis row :lol: all the time and have never been observant enough to see them. Walking about town will be different from now on.