how can i
 

get my ass shaved cheeks and by my asshole w/o having someone else do it for me?

trying to get all clean shaven huh??

:turnon: you should show us afterwards.....

Have you tried NAIR hair remover? just apply and wait the stated time then wash off in the shower

CAREFULLY:broken:

Are you really F2M? Don't most F2Ms lilke having hair?

What are you even asking? You're physically incapable of shaving your own butt? What's the problem? If you need to see what you're doing, get a hand mirror. You should be able to feel what parts are smooth, though.

If you've never shaved back there, though, you're going to get a whole lot of red bumps. You'll need to exfoliate really well and moisturize a lot, and don't go over the same place a bunch of times or it'll get really irritated.

You'd really be better off going to a salon and getting waxed, though.