1001 Reasons shemales are better than g-girls
 

1.you can suck her cock

Hehehe.. I was looking forward to seeing the whole huge list and got myself ready for a long read. Anyway, here's my #2

2. Shemales don't have periods

3. You know when they're horny!
4. They dont get pregnant!:yes:

5.They look like girls but have dicks

6. They don't fake orgasms

lol :p :p:p

7. Shemales have spunk!! :D

8. when your to knackerd to fuck her again, just lie back and relax - SHE CAN FUCK YOU!

9. You won't find bloody tampons in your garbage can

10. When you're hungry you can always refresh yourself with her nutritious juices.
:lol:

She's never too tired for sex !:D

12. they've got all a girls curves and beauty, but extra sexy bits to play with.
13. they won't baulk at your latest filthy ideas in the sack.
14. their randier and dirtier than girls.:coupling:

15) Shemales willingly take it up the arse!

:):coupling:

16. and willing to swallow your load as well.

17. They, too, love beer!

18.they dont leave the toliet Seat up

19. They will help mow the yard...and drink beers with ya

20. If you suddenly slip, you can catch hold of her "tree branch"!
;)

21. they won't nag you.

They are hot and passionate but not hysterical ... very better than women

22. She almost certainly loves the cock!

23. She'll relieve your acing arsehole with a good pounding and a hot creamy spunk spraying regularly.:coupling::)

She
 

24.She can masturbate with you

25. You won't have prostatitis, she will massage your prostate :)

26.they perform blowjobs much better than any girl. and you can blow them too.

27. She'll let you spray your load all over her face.:yes:

28. She'll give better handjobs too as she will be more than familiar with the equipment.

:)

29. Her tits will always be firm.:)

30) They have wonderful legs without cellulitis
31) They are more sexy
32) They are more nonconformist
33) They have sense of humor ( all the women i knew are totally lacking )
34) They are autoironic

34-0 for shemales ...

35) They don't want to change you
36) They accept you so as you are
37) They don't scream for any trifle
38) They are sexually generous

38-0 for shemales

39.They know, how to give pleasure to her man much better than women. ;)

Well..
 

I'd imagine you could relate to them a bit better than a woman in many ways.

40. you can have sword fights whenever you want.

41. they are much easier to get horney than girls

42. They don't suffer from as many headaches either.

44. they know how to make your asshole tingle better than anyone else.

45..uhhh they have cocks :)

Thanx for this.
My favorite is reson 27:inlove:

46. they have much less problems with cellulite.

47. Shemales have balls.
48. They make great fishin buddies, and when the fishin isn't so good, they are eager to do whatever comes up.
49. Don't have to tee off from the women's tee at golf courses.
50. Talk dirtier than most sailors do.

50-0 Shemales

puns were intended. :)

she dont bleed

Shemales don't get pregnent.

if you get mad at her, you know her weak spot

51. shemales seldom bother you with feminist shit.
52. shemales don't suffer from penis envy.
53. shemales don't want to be boys.

54. shemales can't threaten or ruin your relationship with postnatal depression.
55. shemales can pee in a civilized manner.

56
 

56. I'm almost shure most of them wouldn't mind adding another shemale or girl or guy into the mix, most woomen would.

57. shemales listen to arguments; females never do.
58. shemales take good care of their body and figure; too many females let themselves become fat and repulsive.

59. after you fuck her, she fucks you back
60. they dress prettier than most women
61. they are more likely to like anime and video games (geek excuse i know :P)
62. you only have to please 1 hole on her not 2

63. shemales take good care of their bodies, while too many females let themselves grow fat and ugly.

id have to agree .real girls r a pain in the ass. the bitchin the complaing the i want this i want that . BTW great post i had a good lol:lol:but the truth hurts somtime