Is it just me, or does this guy look like the offspring of a bizarre tryst between Sean Connery and George palney?

South Futurama Park
 

If Trey Parker & Matt Stone had...

Women are officially a hazardous material! I have an MSDS sheet to prove it!

The Simpsons / Anime / Marvel
 

The Simpsons Cast. :) Anime: The Simpsonzu. :) The Simpsons by Marvel.

It's a trap!!!!

Is that Justin Bieber? Is it wrong to hope that after he's lured into the van he has his vocal chords severed?

It is indeed Justin Bieber. No it is not wrong to hope for that. It proves you are human. ;)

Hardly. It only proves I have ears. Both of my cats expressed the same hope when they saw your post.

Too bad we don't have time travel technology...

Uh oh......

Ahhh, Democracy.

James Corden gets everywhere...
 

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This is funny and seems worth sharing.

Reminds me of this advertising:

From a Kitten's Perspective

On the way to Dracula's

Has anyone actually been to the other side of Mt. Rushmore, other than in Hitchock's "North by Northwest"?

I was going to save this for posting until next September 19, in honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/), but I decided instead to kick off a campaign to have an International Type Like a Pirate Day.

Brilliant! :)

That was the edited version. The next scene was left out. The bear hug was only to check for tenderness. :eek:

That's odd. He doesn't look to me like your type. ;) Even if you do mean "tenderness" of the "meat."

I purposely made my statement ambiguous to possibly spark some comments.

hallowen time
 

Halloween time

Well, it worked, even if you had to split an infinitive to explain your motivation. ;)

Clint Eastwood is...
 

Dirty Harry Krishna

"Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: 'Did he sing
six verses or only five?' Well, in all that worshipping I kinda
lost track myself. So the question you gotta ask yourself is:
Do you feel at one with the universe? Well, do ya....punk?"

Awesome!

Perhaps you are familiar with some of Clint Eastwood's other relevant films over his long career:

A Fistful of Incense (1964)

The Good, The Bad, and The Rama Rama (1966)

A Perfect OneWorld (1993)

In the Line of ... Other Guys with Shaved Heads and Salmon-Colored Robes (1993)

Mystic River (2003)

(The last one required no name alteration!)

You forgot:

Play 'Hare Krishna Hare Krishna, Krishna Krishna Hare Hare, Hare Rama Hare Rama, Rama Rama Hare Hare' for Me (1971)

Absolute Consciousness (1997)

The Guru Josey Wales (1976)

Paint Your Forehead (1969)

Thunderbolt & Barefoot (1974)

Dirty Harry meets...

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dauls, my friend, I am not above admitting when I've been bested. As proud as I am of "A Fistful of Incense," "Paint Your Forehead" is the best of the bunch. :respect:

Why, thank you smc. :blush:

Now picture the scene where Lee Marvin sings the movie's title song to a group of 'trainee' Hare Krishnas?:lol:


Another Krishna Eastwood movie:

Million Dollar Saffron Dhoti (2004)

:lol: Dirty Harry armed with a tambourine. That's the funniest thing I've seen all week.

Dirty Harry meets...

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Dirty Harry
 

There Comes a Time...

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The candy every house should have ready to give trick-or-treaters tonight! :innocent:

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This are quite elaborate pumpkins.

Damn! I saved these pictures for two weeks so I could post them on Halloween, and then I forgot.

It's a trap!

Get it..trap...no...

Get what?
The shield is still up?
Enemies in sector 47?
The pumpkins are doomed!

Who would have thought such talent could be found by people carving pumpkins?:respect::cool:

When birds have had enough of us humans.

Muy bueno! :lol:

Elephant vs Crocodile
 

Zambia's South Luangwa National Park

An elephant was drinking from the River Luangwa when a crocodile leapt out of the water and grabbed her trunk.
The elephant was brought to her knees in a tug-of-war with the thrashing crocodile.
Once the elephant regained her footing, she dragged the crocodile out of the river before the crocodile let go.
The baby elephant then tripped over the crocodile as the elephants tried to run away.

Later in the day the elephants were seen drinking from the same river.

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I like my polarbear bare.

Beware to bear bare with a beer bottle on back of a bare bear with a bottle of beer bears bad.

Does that make sense? I?m confused.

As with Halloween, I let another U.S. holiday pass while forgetting to post the pictures I'd been saving. Here are two Thanksgiving-related pics, a few days late.

An inside look at the North Korean nuclear program...

Atlanterhavsveien: the Atlantic Road, Norway
 

The five mile long Atlanterhavsveien (the Atlantic Road), Norway and the Storseisundetbrua (Storseisundet Bridge).

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And when the weather turns...

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Guoliang Tunnel, China
 

Guoliang Tunnel, China

The tale: To connect their village to the outside world, the people of Guoliangcun (Guoliang) started to carve this tunnel from the mountains in 1972.
The finished tunnel is 1,200 metres long, 5 metres high and 4 metres wide, it has more than 30 "windows" of varying size and shape, and it opened to traffic on 1st May 1977.

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Those are amazing pictures, dauls! I would not want to drive over the water when it is rough like in the last couple of pictures, but any other time it would be an interesting trek(better for the passengers, as they would be able to pay more attention to the scenery than the driver).

That other road looks to be quite narrow. I think I would rather ride my bicycle there than risk driving around on a car.;)