Earthquake hits Chile!

[The Conquistador]

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Massive-earthquake-strikes-Chile/ss/events/wl/022710quakechile

Lets hope that Nikki Montero and all the other lovely trannies down there are safe. :yes:

[smc]

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Massive-earthquake-strikes-Chile/ss/events/wl/022710quakechile

Lets hope that Nikki Montero and all the other lovely trannies down there are safe. :yes:

Let's hope everyone is safe, "tranny" or not.

[ila]

I've been watching the news from the German news channel this evening. There is a tsunami headed for New Zealand and Hawaii. The estimate so far is that the surge will only be a couple of metres high. Still that will probably be enough to cause some damage. Let's hope everyone in the path is safe.

[The Conquistador]

Let's hope everyone is safe, "tranny" or not.

Hey smc, don't crush my dreams of an all tranny nation. ;)

[smc]

Hey smc, don't crush my dreams of an all tranny nation. ;)

Hey Postman, if the nation has nothing but trannies, whose going to keep them happy when they want a little lovin' from a guy like me?

[ila]

Hey Postman, if the nation has nothing but trannies, whose going to keep them happy when they want a little lovin' from a guy like me?

me? :innocent:

[GRH]

From preliminary reports, it seems like this quake wasn't as devestating in so far as human life is concerned as the recent Haiti quake.

[The Conquistador]

From preliminary reports, it seems like this quake wasn't as devestating in so far as human life is concerned as the recent Haiti quake.

A little bit of rebar in the concrete and building codes will do wonders.

[ila]

From preliminary reports, it seems like this quake wasn't as devestating in so far as human life is concerned as the recent Haiti quake.

Yes, thankfully. There is quite a bit of damage to buildings and structures, but nothing like the loss of life in Haiti.

[smc]

Pretty amazing given that the earthquake in Chile packed 500 times more energy than the one in Haiti.

[The Conquistador]

Hey Postman, if the nation has nothing but trannies, whose going to keep them happy when they want a little lovin' from a guy like me?

Me!

















And ila, randolph, aw, creative mind, dauls and shadows. You will be my trusty lieutenant AKA The Secretary Of The Posterior!

The FBI will be renamed "The Formal Booty Investigators"

[smc]

And ila, randolph, aw, creative mind, dauls and shadows. You will be my trusty lieutenant AKA The Secretary Of The Posterior!

The FBI will be renamed "The Formal Booty Investigators"

I'm contacting shadows immediately to suggest he align himself, instead, with me, and we form a "shadows" government.

[The Conquistador]

I'm contacting shadows immediately to suggest he align himself, instead, with me, and we form a "shadows" government.

A gov.would be alot more fun if you had goofy titles like "Secretary of the Posterior" or "Assmaster General".

Just sayin'...

[The Conquistador]

Hopefully Nikki can give us more info on what happened.

[smc]

A gov.would be alot more fun if you had goofy titles like "Secretary of the Posterior" or "Assmaster General".

Just sayin'...

I'd be fine with the title of Secretary of State. I don't need anything goofier. But I would be doing most of my traveling to Thailand and Brazil.

[Natalie_J]

A gov.would be alot more fun if you had goofy titles like "Secretary of the Posterior" or "Assmaster General".

Just sayin'...

I'm guessing there might be quite a lot of applicants for the job of Assmaster General. Would it be a lifetime position or would you have to give it up after a while - like if you couldn't handle it any longer? :)

[smc]

I'd be fine with the title of Secretary of State. I don't need anything goofier. But I would be doing most of my traveling to Thailand and Brazil.

I forgot to mention the U.K. There are several gurls on this Forum that I would very much like to see as part of my official State visit. :yes:

[The Conquistador]

I'm guessing there might be quite a lot of applicants for the job of Assmaster General. Would it be a lifetime position or would you have to give it up after a while - like if you couldn't handle it any longer? :)

As long as your ass is either toned or juicy, you are in.

Office is held for two years and inspections are finalized through a visit to my bed room... ;):yes:

[Natalie_J]

As long as your ass is either toned or juicy, you are in.

Office is held for two years and inspections are finalized through a visit to my bed room... ;):yes:

Hmmm... sounds more like you're trying to run a Hollywood studio than a government here ;) Does being Assmaster General confer any benefits - like, do you get carried around in a sedan chair by slaves or something?

[smc]

As long as your ass is either toned or juicy, you are in.

Office is held for two years and inspections are finalized through a visit to my bed room... ;):yes:

Natalie, you might want to think twice about this. Read this post:

http://forum.transladyboy.com/showthread.php?p=135001#post135001

:rolleyes: Of course, maybe you're into that kind of thing. ;)

[Natalie_J]

Natalie, you might want to think twice about this. Read this post:

http://forum.transladyboy.com/showthread.php?p=135001#post135001

:rolleyes: Of course, maybe you're into that kind of thing. ;)

Well, each to their own, I guess. Just as long as I don't have to return the favour... :)

[smc]

Well, each to their own, I guess. Just as long as I don't have to return the favour... :)

Great answer. You sound like my kind of gurl. :respect::kiss::hug:

[The Conquistador]

Hmmm... sounds more like you're trying to run a Hollywood studio than a government here ;) Does being Assmaster General confer any benefits - like, do you get carried around in a sedan chair by slaves or something?

Yes. Rank has it's privliges...

Plus you get a sweet dental and retirement package to boot!


Would you be comfortable coming to my room every once in a while for a little "secret service"?

[The Conquistador]

Natalie, you might want to think twice about this. Read this post:

http://forum.transladyboy.com/showthread.php?p=135001#post135001

:rolleyes: Of course, maybe you're into that kind of thing. ;)

So, what is wrong with that? Mia Fever is hot enough that I would do something like that!

[The Conquistador]

Well, each to their own, I guess. Just as long as I don't have to return the favour... :)

How about we meet halfway... Are you okay with butthole licking?

[Natalie_J]

How about we meet halfway... Are you okay with butthole licking?
I can see this government is going to be just like all the others...

[The Conquistador]

I can see this government is going to be just like all the others...

You mean full of shoddy compromises and broken campaign promises?

Nosiree bob! When I promise a butthole licking, I make good on it! ;)

[smc]

I can see this government is going to be just like all the others...

You mean full of shoddy compromises and broken campaign promises?

Nosiree bob! When I promise a butthole licking, I make good on it! ;)

Natalie, come over to the RED side. Under our government, everyone will either lick and suck, get sucked and licked, or both. From each according to his/her ability, to each according to his/her needs.

Personally, I need me some of both.

[Natalie_J]

You mean full of shoddy compromises and broken campaign promises?

Nosiree bob! When I promise a butthole licking, I make good on it! ;)

I meant more the mutual butt licking than anything else. As long as I get my sedan chair and slaves I shall be quite happy (I'm easy to please) - I may need a new supply of slaves at regular intervals, mind ;)

[Natalie_J]

Natalie, come over to the RED side. Under our government, everyone will either lick and suck, get sucked and licked, or both. From each according to his/her ability, to each according to his/her needs.

Personally, I need me some of both.
Well, I don't mind a bit of both either - however, I might just enjoy my 2 years as Assmaster General first before I consider your kind offer ;)

It might also depend on what kind of 'retirement package' I'm offered...

[The Conquistador]

I may need a new supply of slaves at regular intervals, mind ;)

What is your poison? I can get Nubians, Khazars, Berbers, Toltecs, Manchurian...; You name it, I can get it!

Don't ask me how.

[shadows]

I'm contacting shadows immediately to suggest he align himself, instead, with me, and we form a "shadows" government.

*notes to self that contact was not initiated by smc as promised*

I will be in charge of the funishment. 152356

I am looking for volunteers that can help me in this endeavour. 152357

[Natalie_J]

What is your poison? I can get Nubians, Khazars, Berbers, Toltecs, Manchurian...; You name it, I can get it!

Don't ask me how.
Hmmm... so much choice - you couldn't send me a cross-selection so I could try them out first, could you? :)

[smc]

*notes to self that contact was not initiated by smc as promised*

I will be in charge of the funishment. 152356

I am looking for volunteers that can help me in this endeavour. 152357

My friend shadows seems to have become rather GIF-ted all of a sudden.

[shadows]

My friend shadows seems to have become rather GIF-ted all of a sudden.

I like to think out of the 152392 .;)

[The Conquistador]

Hmmm... so much choice - you couldn't send me a cross-selection so I could try them out first, could you? :)

I could, but you are prewarned: Some might have hare lip or elephantitus or something. They are the cheapie "test drive" models.

I could send a couple loaners but how could I ensure it wouldn't become Rorkes Drift Pt. 2 if you had a bunch of people show up on your front lawn all of a sudden? Slaves aren't cheap these days and most don't come with a warranty. ;)

I also have a great deal on cupbearers if you are interested!

[Natalie_J]

I could, but you are prewarned: Some might have hare lip or elephantitus or something. They are the cheapie "test drive" models.

I could send a couple loaners but how could I ensure it wouldn't become Rorkes Drift Pt. 2 if you had a bunch of people show up on your front lawn all of a sudden? Slaves aren't cheap these days and most don't come with a warranty. ;)

I also have a great deal on cupbearers if you are interested!
Hare Lips? Elephantitus? Sounds like the sort of guys that used to send me pictures on Gumtree :eek: No, really, I was hoping for the sort of slaves that Elizabeth Taylor had in Cleopatra - anyway, I wasn't planning on working them that hard, just wanted to know what sort of standard I could expect...

[shadows]

Hare Lips? Elephantitus? Sounds like the sort of guys that used to send me pictures on Gumtree :eek: No, really, I was hoping for the sort of slaves that Elizabeth Taylor had in Cleopatra - anyway, I wasn't planning on working them that hard, just wanted to know what sort of standard I could expect...

What?!?:eek:

You didn't like the picture I sent you? Awwwwww. 152447

:p:lol::p:lol::)

[Natalie_J]

What?!?:eek:

You didn't like the picture I sent you? Awwwwww. 152447

:p:lol::p:lol::)
Ah yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about that, Shadows...

I know it's embarassing and everything, but you really should see a doctor about that. Medical science these days is amazing and I'm told, in a couple of years when it's all healed, you might even be able to live some kind of normal life :)

[shadows]

Ah yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about that, Shadows...

I know it's embarassing and everything, but you really should see a doctor about that. Medical science these days is amazing and I'm told, in a couple of years when it's all healed, you might even be able to live some kind of normal life :)

Ouch!:eek:

[Natalie_J]

Ouch!:eek:
No, you wouldn't feel a thing- the drugs really do work, you know! :)