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lickmysack
02-02-2010, 05:16 PM
I started filling up a water bottle with cum for the hell of it (I'm sure ill think of something to do with it :innocent:), and I was wondering if it would be unsafe to ingest after a while. At the moment it is not being refrigerated. I dont see why it wouldn't be safe since its tightly sealed, but I figured I'd ask, would be a pretty embarrassing way to get sick haha
ila
02-02-2010, 05:22 PM
If you are serious then I will answer this in a serious vein. Of course it can go bad. Cum contains living cells (sperm) that eventually die and decay if they don't fertilize an egg. Bacteria hasten this process and unless you put your cum in a sterile bottle while you were in a sterile room then bacteria is present.
The Conquistador
02-02-2010, 05:28 PM
That does not sound too sanitary. Anyhoo, I was reading something awhile back that said that the longer sperm is stored in the human body(AKA-no sex or masturbation), the greater the chance for genetic degradation and birth defects should the same sperm fertilize an egg. If that can happen within your body, it would be safe to assume that it can happen in an unrefrigerated container.
lickmysack
02-02-2010, 05:54 PM
Yeah true. It started off sounding like a good idea but the more i thought about it the more skeptical i was. Could have been a bit of wishful thinking too. Do you have any idea how long it is until you have to worry? Would 2 or 3 days be too much?
ila
02-02-2010, 06:09 PM
^ At a guess I would think that 2 or 3 hours would be too much (however I have no definite idea as I don't work in the medical or biology field).
Natalie_J
02-02-2010, 06:27 PM
Sperm can apparently live for several days inside a female body after ejaculation - but I would've give them too long inside a water bottle!

And I'd imagine it's gonna stink to high heaven as well by now.
lickmysack
02-02-2010, 06:33 PM
Well on the bright side its only been since last night. Oh well, so much for that. Thanks anyway everyone
randolph
02-02-2010, 07:12 PM
If you are serious about storage, this unit might be just what you need. :lol:
ila
02-02-2010, 07:16 PM
If you are serious about storage, this unit might be just what you need. :lol:

Okay, Randolph, why am I not surprised that you would be the one to find a picture like that? :lol::respect:
aw9725
02-02-2010, 07:35 PM
Yeah true. It started off sounding like a good idea but the more i thought about it the more skeptical i was. Could have been a bit of wishful thinking too. Do you have any idea how long it is until you have to worry? Would 2 or 3 days be too much?

If you are really serious about this--don't do it. Unless you want to become very sick!

I don't know what kind of "shelf life" unrefrigerated semen has but ask yourself if you would drink milk or eat mayonnaise that had been left out that long.

There was a guy in my dorm at Purdue who was studying "animal husbandry." He used to tell us about how they "cryogenically" stored bull semen. Sperm banks would likely use the same technology. I suppose you could always search the web for more information.
franalexes
02-02-2010, 08:11 PM
Of course cum can go bad. Considering the close proximity of where it comes from, that's why so many male babies tun out to be a**holes.:lol:
randolph
02-02-2010, 08:16 PM
Of course cum can go bad. Considering the close proximity of where it comes from, that's why so many male babies tun out to be a**holes.:lol:

Yeah, it can also cause tonsillitis.:lol:
shadows
02-02-2010, 08:22 PM
Okay, Randolph, why am I not surprised that you would be the one to find a picture like that? :lol::respect:

Perhaps he has one in his basement? He could have taken that picture himself you know.;):lol:
ila
02-02-2010, 08:26 PM
Perhaps he has one in his basement? He could have taken that picture himself you know.;):lol:

Okay, Randolph, fess up. Do you have one at home? :lol:
shadows
02-02-2010, 08:29 PM
Okay, Randolph, fess up. Do you have one at home? :lol:

I think to get him to confess, we'll have to play Bad Cop, Badder Cop.;):lol:
ila
02-02-2010, 08:36 PM
I think to get him to confess, we'll have to play Bad Cop, Badder Cop.;):lol:

I'll be the bad cop. :innocent:
shadows
02-02-2010, 08:41 PM
I'll be the bad cop. :innocent:

I'll be the badder cop. 149708



OI! 149709
randolph
02-02-2010, 11:41 PM
I'll be the badder cop. 149708
OI! 149709

OK as long as you guys don't tell anybody. Each time its full, I ship it to China where they use it as a base for this product. Remember, the Chinese want to keep this ingredient secret.;)
shadows
02-03-2010, 12:28 AM
OK as long as you guys don't tell anybody. Each time its full, I ship it to China where they use it as a base for this product. Remember, the Chinese want to keep this ingredient secret.;)

Whew! For a second there, I thought you were going to show us the Colonel's secret recipe for his KFC!:eek::lol:
jimnaseum
02-03-2010, 07:59 AM
Try some California Potato Chips w/ sour cream on Superbowl Sunday.
smc
02-03-2010, 11:56 AM
My own research has not addressed whether my cum can go bad, but the reverse. It turns out that almost everything involving my cum makes me a very, very bad boy indeed.
randolph
02-03-2010, 11:59 AM
My own research has not addressed whether my cum can go bad, but the reverse. It turns out that almost everything involving my cum makes me a very, very bad boy indeed.

Well, perhaps you should be "punished".:eek:
smc
02-03-2010, 12:22 PM
Well, perhaps you should be "punished".:eek:

Gee, Randolph, I think that might be a side of you I have not previously observed. What did you have in mind?
The Conquistador
02-03-2010, 12:31 PM
Gee, Randolph, I think that might be a side of you I have not previously observed. What did you have in mind?

Sounds like a bukkake is in order...
smc
02-03-2010, 12:51 PM
Sounds like a bukkake is in order...

Since my original post to which Randolph responded concerned my own cum, I would be interested to know how Postman's solution fits the bill. Will I need to practice my contortionist skills?
randolph
02-03-2010, 01:52 PM
Sounds like a bukkake is in order...


Well, as they say "let the punishment fit the crime". SMC needs to fess up as to his "naughtiness". A bukkake may not be adequate.:eek:
The Conquistador
02-03-2010, 01:59 PM
Since my original post to which Randolph responded concerned my own cum, I would be interested to know how Postman's solution fits the bill. Will I need to practice my contortionist skills?

If you can bend that far. I'm pretty sure that some of our other members might lend a "helping hand".
The Conquistador
02-03-2010, 02:01 PM
Well, as they say "let the punishment fit the crime". SMC needs to fess up as to his "naughtiness". A bukkake may not be adequate.:eek:

I know that Rachel has some cock retainer thingies(I forget what they are called) Maybe she can provide some insight on genitalia related punishments.
randolph
02-03-2010, 02:07 PM
I know that Rachel has some cock retainer thingies(I forget what they are called) Maybe she can provide some insight on genitalia related punishments.

Excellent idea, where is Rachel anyway?
The Conquistador
02-03-2010, 02:11 PM
Excellent idea, where is Rachel anyway?

I haven't seen her here in a while; we might need to form a search party. ;)
smc
02-03-2010, 03:07 PM
Well, as they say "let the punishment fit the crime". SMC needs to fess up as to his "naughtiness". A bukkake may not be adequate.:eek:

With apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan:

My object all sublime
I shall achieve in time ?
To let the punishment fit the crime ?
The punishment fit the crime;
And make each prisoner pent
Unwillingly represent
A source of innocent merriment!
Of innocent merriment!

The boy who all day plays with his cock
And other things deemed crass
Is sent to a tranny
Who opens his fanny
And sticks her big thing in his ass.
And he who cannot keep his hands free of cum
Because he is constantly stroking
Will find he is throated
With semen gets coated
As part of a jolly good poking.
The Conquistador
02-03-2010, 03:27 PM
Whoa there pal! Have you been fusing the "Could You Be A Poet But Didn't Know It" and the "Let's See Fran Naked" threads together again?
randolph
02-03-2010, 04:21 PM
SMC as we shall see
is ready for his destiny
he looks at her with eyes of fear
please be kind to my little rear
no fear my friend
this is not the end
you are my slave to be
no more handjobs for SMC
a boytoy for my tranny cock
in time you will like it a lot
so bend over now
and let me plow
soon there will be no more ow
just a lot of wow
I will set you free
my sweet SMC:lol:
smc
02-03-2010, 04:24 PM
SMC as we shall see
is ready for his destiny
he looks at her with eyes of fear
please be kind to my little rear
no fear my friend
this is not the end
you are my slave to be
no more handjobs for SMC
a boytoy for my tranny cock
in time you will like it a lot
so bend over now
and let me plow
soon there will be no more ow
just a lot of wow
I will set you free
my sweet SMC:lol:


Please, please, please, tell me .. is it the gurl of my dreams?
randolph
02-03-2010, 07:10 PM
Dream gurl? :eek:
randolph
02-03-2010, 07:32 PM
How about this one? :inlove:
shadows
02-03-2010, 08:27 PM
If you can bend that far. I'm pretty sure that some of our other members might lend a "helping hand".

I just hope he doesn't end up like that poor fellow in the movie 'Clerks'.:eek::eek::eek:
smc
02-03-2010, 08:32 PM
How about this one? :inlove:

I am 99.9999999999% sure that you do not have a naked picture of her.
shadows
02-03-2010, 08:36 PM
I am 99.9999999999% sure that you do not have a naked picture of her.

You are going to stir up a hornet's nest of members who will wonder who this dream girl is!:eek:

Don't worry, smc. I've got your back!:cool:

We'll just send Ila in first and see what happens to him. Bwahahahahahahaha! *ahem*:innocent:
ila
02-03-2010, 09:28 PM
....Don't worry, smc. I've got your back!:cool:

We'll just send Ila in first and see what happens to him. Bwahahahahahahaha! *ahem*:innocent:

I'm already in. I've got the door locked and barred so there is no sense in hanging around trying to get in.
shadows
02-03-2010, 09:32 PM
I'm already in. I've got the door locked and barred so there is no sense in hanging around trying to get in.

*unlocks back door*

SUR-PRISE!!!!!!:lol:
smc
02-03-2010, 09:34 PM
*unlocks back door*

SUR-PRISE!!!!!!:lol:

You guys are just all so sure you know the answer, eh?
shadows
02-03-2010, 09:38 PM
You guys are just all so sure you know the answer, eh?

Answer to what? I'm just having some fun at Ila's expense.:confused:
smc
02-03-2010, 09:46 PM
Isn't it ironic that three Moderators, sworn to uphold the integrity of the Forum, have essentially "hijacked" the thread begun by another member who posted a somewhat legitimate medical question? :lol:
shadows
02-03-2010, 09:51 PM
Isn't it ironic that three Moderators, sworn to uphold the integrity of the Forum, have essentially "hijacked" the thread begun by another member who posted a somewhat legitimate medical question? :lol:

Absolute power corrupts absolutely.:innocent:

And we are on topic....on a microscopic level.;):lol:
randolph
02-04-2010, 10:12 AM
You guys are just all so sure you know the answer, eh?

Just browsing around. I'd walk a mile for one of those smiles. ;):inlove:
smc
02-04-2010, 10:38 AM
Just browsing around. I'd walk a mile for one of those smiles. ;):inlove:

Those are surely smiles worth miles of walking, but my lips are sealed.
shadows
02-05-2010, 12:53 AM
Just browsing around. I'd walk a mile for one of those smiles. ;):inlove:

Two beautiful ladies to be sure.:respect: