What are some things you put in your ass? [Archive]

Matty

11-21-2009, 04:00 PM

I put a banana, my fingers, water to clean me, hehe i love the banana
I even put the eating part of the banana in my ass so it smells good mmm

poser

11-21-2009, 05:14 PM

What are some things you guys like to put up there?

I'v put bananas and carrots in my ass. I like to put my fingers in my ass. I like to use a dildo in my ass. But the best is some ones cock. I just love to feel things in my ass.:turnon::coupling:

tsgirlfan

11-21-2009, 07:59 PM

i use an axe can, body spray bottle, a febreeze can, and other random objects... im trying to work my way up to a coke can but i can't seem to make it.

Daveybouy69

11-22-2009, 02:02 AM

I've put carrots (wrapped in a condom) up my ass.
When I was shopping today I was thinking wow, they are like fat little dicks - I chose the ones that I thought would be must fun to fuck with :):turnon:

alyssats

11-22-2009, 02:33 AM

a meaty cock jeje :p

Katie Girl

11-22-2009, 06:47 AM

I like a dildo up my arse but the best is a vibrator. Put right in and turn it on, the vibrations are incredible and so are the orgasms!!

simmo

11-22-2009, 07:14 AM

an inflatable butt plug :lol::lol::lol:

shadows

11-22-2009, 07:29 AM

A big, rock-hard :drool:cock:drool:.:turnon::turnon::coupling:

You said that with such conviction!:cool:

shadows

11-22-2009, 07:30 AM

Toilet paper?:p

So far, just a finger or two.

pboy6969

11-22-2009, 08:37 AM

Inflatable butt plugs are the best. But I've also had screwdriver handles, a huge shampoo bottle, and once almost my entire hand. It's been a long time and I'm working up to it again. I also want to work on a 20oz soda bottle... yummy.

Of course, a cock too, I had one so long ago when it was just boys fooling around... but i can't even remember that. I want one so bad now.

tslust

11-22-2009, 10:03 AM

You said that with such conviction!:cool:
ya:innocent:;):D
Inflatable butt plugs are the best. But I've also had screwdriver handles, a huge shampoo bottle, and once almost my entire hand. It's been a long time and I'm working up to it again. I also want to work on a 20oz soda bottle... yummy.

Screwdrivers, shampoo bottles, pop bottles ouch!!:lol: Just be careful, I wouldn't want you to get hurt.

The_Void

11-23-2009, 10:21 AM

I have an old highlighter that works surprisingly well. It's about as long as a biro and about 2cm in diameter. It's perfect for some gentle probing. I use my fingers sometimes as well, but unless I'm really gentle I always end up with shit on my hands, even if I've taken a dump before hand.

connie

11-23-2009, 03:00 PM

I started with fingers, pens, dowels, but have worked my way up to dildos, vibrators, cucumbers in condoms are fantastic, so firm to begin with, long and wide they fill you so completly, but nothing compares to a real living, long hard cock.

shadows

11-23-2009, 06:02 PM

ya:innocent:;):D

Conviction can be a very good thing.;):cool::innocent::)

Unless it somehow involves the penal(not penile;)) system!:eek::lol:

JimPGr

11-23-2009, 08:15 PM

I like putting my fingers. I've also used little shampoo bottles. Once I used a cock-shaped shaving machine in a condom... It was the biggest thing I've ever put in there...!

itzic0

11-27-2009, 06:36 PM

:turnon:Well,start with less that 1 inches cucumber,some others cucumbers,egplants,bottles of any sizes,last one is 1.5 litters,around 3.5 inches,so,pretty much every thing that fit...:turnon:

transjen

11-27-2009, 06:42 PM

A nice thick hard cock :drool: :D
:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen

tslust

11-27-2009, 07:06 PM

Conviction can be a very good thing.;):cool::innocent::)

Unless it somehow involves the penal(not penile;)) system!:eek::lol:

I don't know, prison might be nice. Just think of all those cocks that need sucknig or a tight hole to fill.:innocent::rolleyes::lol:

luvtran

11-27-2009, 07:31 PM

other than cock, mostly cucumbers and bananas.

jimnaseum

11-27-2009, 07:38 PM

I insert a carton of Dannon Yogurt, the probiotics are good for intestinal health.

youlikeit

11-27-2009, 07:45 PM

A mans big hard cock is my fav!!

SandiRache

11-27-2009, 08:39 PM

Dildos, vibes, pens, water balloons, tampons, carrots, cucumbers, courgettes, bananas, candles, home made toys (the thicker the better), broom handles, fingers, thumbs, fist, sausages, bottles, and recently it's been a plunger stuck to the wall plus lots of warm water (giving me a cute little bloated belly and making me dream about being pregnant. Not that I ever can be though.. :( ).

Whatever I can get. ;)

SR.

shadows

11-28-2009, 06:16 AM

I don't know, prison might be nice. Just think of all those cocks that need sucknig or a tight hole to fill.:innocent::rolleyes::lol:

That may be true, but you can get all of that outside of prison with no chains...er... strings attached!;)

Kakariko

11-28-2009, 08:58 AM

I'm not a big fan of random objects. So far it's only been fingers or a dildo/vibrator. There's a nice looking butt-plug I have my eye on though, which I'm planning on purchasing sometime soon :heart:

Dutch_88

11-28-2009, 12:59 PM

I don't know, prison might be nice. Just think of all those cocks that need sucknig or a tight hole to fill.:innocent::rolleyes::lol:

I don't think I'll ever be in jail. But if I were to be, it can't be that bad...
Learning how to suck cock and learning how to take it like a bitch... I could do that...

I kinda wanna get fucked, but I can't seem to find someone who wants to do me. :(

Dutch_88

11-28-2009, 02:42 PM

Anyone might know any T-girl or guy to fuck me? I wanna know how it feels to have a real :turnon: in my ass... :innocent:

merelypink

11-28-2009, 03:00 PM

big:turnon::coupling:

Dutch_88

11-28-2009, 03:12 PM

big:turnon::coupling:

Big cock? What do you mean? :D
I just want to feel a cock in me for once... can you help me with that? :cool:

nadiecomoyo

11-28-2009, 06:43 PM

just dildos petite mediums bigs , a few time a starwars lightsable, a darth vader light sable was a funny thing.

alice

11-28-2009, 09:32 PM

No toys:no: just a nice COCK.:yes::turnon::turnon:

tslust

11-28-2009, 10:34 PM

That may be true, but you can get all of that outside of prison with no chains...er... strings attached!;)

Ya, you've got a point. Butt, sometimes it's nice to have a ;)captive;) audience.:lol::lol:

rockabilly

11-28-2009, 11:09 PM

2 Doctors were talking shop at the hospital and this subject came up. " I found the strangest things stuck in peoples rectums when i began my residency , the weirdest being a light bulb. " the other doctor replied " I had to remove a GI Joe doll once."

:o

One Dr. saw the light at the end of the tunnel and the other rescued Snakeyes from a browneye. lol

tslust

11-28-2009, 11:28 PM

ScotGeneva

11-29-2009, 01:48 AM

three of my fingers, the skinny end of a beer bottle, and a flashlight, still looking for that hard shecock or strap-on of a beautiful woman who like to fuck men in their tight asses.

shadows

11-29-2009, 06:20 AM

Ya, you've got a point. Butt, sometimes it's nice to have a ;)captive;) audience.:lol::lol:

That is also true, but you always seem to be able to captivate us here no problem at all!;):cool:

keliana

11-29-2009, 06:28 AM

What are some things you guys like to put up there?

A Keliana designed by me

http://www.steelpleasures.co.uk/viewproduct.php?id=95

(PS this is not meant to be an advert as I don't benefit from any sale of it..I did not even get a discount)

oskar

11-29-2009, 06:33 AM

What are some things you guys like to put up there?

I start with one finger, then two and afterwards I use an inflateable butt plug. I also use vegetables like carrots and cucumbers because its turning on to eat them lateron.:turnon:

tslust

11-29-2009, 08:27 AM

A Keliana designed by me

http://www.steelpleasures.co.uk/viewproduct.php?id=95

(PS this is not meant to be an advert as I don't benefit from any sale of it..I did not even get a discount)

Looks cool, I might have to try one.

Dutch_88

11-29-2009, 10:42 AM

What can I stick up my backside if I don't have any foods?
I have a small drinking-bottle, but there's no skinny end, so it's still too large! :(

Please help? :)

valentinetabitha

11-29-2009, 11:06 PM

[QUOTE=JimPGr;118896]I like putting my fingers. I've also used little shampoo bottles.QUOTE]

Travel shampoo bottles were my first experiments, but I've also enjoyed fingers, vibrators (egg and phalus), and the grip of a vibrating shaver.

This isn't anal, but I've also found that the shavers with the built-in moisturizing/lathering bar are fun to suck on (the handle end of course).

tsgirlfan

12-12-2009, 03:58 AM

Here are some pics of my recent play, any one think i could make a good shemale

stranger

12-12-2009, 05:54 AM

nothing so far

CCC

12-12-2009, 08:01 AM

All of those "objects" are fine--done carrots, cukes, vibes, dildo's. razors,broom handles etc but there is nothing like a warm hard cock attached to another human being. :turnon::coupling:

DSL

12-12-2009, 05:48 PM

I don't put nothing up my butt other then a nice hard shemales dick!.:turnon:

hbjay

01-29-2010, 02:54 AM

+i have been putting things in my ass for years now i love big toys have big fat dildos and long ones to go deep ive used 20oz bottles cucumbers and egg plants love feeling it streatch open:turnon:

Gunz005

03-30-2010, 03:17 PM

I've had butt plug, fingers, 8" dildo and a shemale cock that was the best.

Alex1977bi

04-02-2010, 08:14 AM

I take big cocks, dildos or a small fist. :yes:

grace gmore

04-07-2010, 03:33 PM

All of those "objects" are fine--done carrots, cukes, vibes, dildo's. razors,broom handles etc but there is nothing like a warm hard cock attached to another human being. :turnon::coupling:

dildos corrots cukes and kilbassa but a man feels so much better;):inlove:

Irena

04-14-2010, 06:52 AM

I started with fingers, candles, dowels, dildos, vibrators, carrots, cucumbers or sausages in condoms are fantastic, so hard to begin with, long and wide they fill you so completely, but nothing compares to a real long hard cock. i still use anal plug, and tampons in large size.

TimS

04-23-2010, 01:19 PM

I'm using the following every once and then: http://base0.googlehosted.com/base_media?q=http://www.geburtstagsgeschenk-online.de/shop/catalog/images/product_images/popup_images/7150_0.jpg&size=19&dhm=f7ce0945&hl=de, it certainly does it's job (it's cream liqueur, originally):blush:

9yneGuy

04-24-2010, 09:51 PM

I use my fingers and my vibrating razor (I take the blade off of course, but the handle is great for playing). But my favorite thing (and the best dildo alternative I have) is a Halloween flashlight type thing. It has a big pumpkin on the top and a nice, long, smooth handle. I can stick into my asshole all the way down to the pumpkin. It feels amazing.

I just wish I could get a cock up there. I need to find a guy/t-girl that will fuck me.

The Conquistador

04-25-2010, 04:03 PM

I once put a bunch of marbles in my ass to see what it would feel like if I walked around with them in there. It was an odd experience. Other than that, I've only had lady dong in my ass.

caldo2806

04-26-2010, 01:23 PM

just use my fingers and sumtimes sum fat pens i have haha

IronCity

04-26-2010, 05:25 PM

I am an ass virgin ... i am waiting for the right girl (w/cock) to come around and pop my cherry the right way...with a big load of girl cum flooding my tight ass.:inlove:

Kakariko

04-27-2010, 11:09 AM

I fingered myself earlier today...

xXLalauraSXx

04-27-2010, 11:37 AM

dildos corrots cukes and kilbassa but a man feels so much better;):inlove:

Well said lolz :innocent::turnon::inlove:

Abelardno00

04-29-2010, 10:44 AM

I started at about 15 with candles or a small statue representing a naked woman
Later, good dildo

connie

04-29-2010, 05:21 PM

Hopefully these look alright, so were take quite awhile ago.

connie

04-29-2010, 05:27 PM

Just a few more

merelypink

04-30-2010, 08:04 AM

bananas,carrots,dildos ranging from 4" to 10" ,candles,butt plugs, plastic bottles,cuccumbers(my favorite)

vampi

04-30-2010, 12:38 PM

bananas,carrots,dildos ranging from 4" to 10" ,candles,butt plugs, plastic bottles,cuccumbers(my favorite)

What! Cucumber is your favorite? I thought the penis was...

vampi

04-30-2010, 12:40 PM

I only have try it with pencils:blush:

femslutwhore

04-30-2010, 01:09 PM

i love to finger my love hole till it goes all puffy and feels like vagina and fuck my self with anything cucumbers, vibrators, make my own out of condoms like the one i am sitting on now so i am all juicy and wet thinking about cocks shooting hot come in me yummy

boratdcc

05-02-2010, 10:46 AM

bananas,carrots,dildos ranging from 4" to 10" ,candles,butt plugs, plastic bottles,cuccumbers(my favorite)

Are cucumbers safe? Safety is the only thing keeping me from trying this.

Sweet Sydney

05-03-2010, 07:39 PM

a nice firm and smallllllllish banana ( was that already suggested?? ) :p

Marta21

05-05-2010, 07:12 PM

A dozen marshmallows! Soak them in warm water and see how long you can hold them.

Please PM with times and comets.

elexis666

04-17-2011, 08:09 PM

Sharpies, candles, handles of various kitchen utensils, and my new favorite is a mini plunger I bought recently. It's just the right size and cost less than $1.50. Great investment ;)

V1C3M4N

04-20-2011, 04:14 PM

Here are my toys, that small glass one is in my ass as a type, its my fav, small enough to be comfortable for long periods of time. The black one doesn't even fit, the purple one I can only take sometimes. You may have guessed, my ass is reeeeeeally tight, if you don't believe me, you'll just have to find out;)

Who likes the other ones???

wxhluyp

04-21-2011, 02:48 PM

sausages in condoms are fantastic

Bingo!

To be precise, a worm saveloy sausage in a condom :drool:

newboi

04-23-2011, 03:27 AM

I used a small lavalamp i found the other day, but still not as good as cock

merelypink

04-24-2011, 09:30 AM

my personal favorite is the prosate massager very nice if you want a orgasm without touching your self.... A friend of mine is a nurse and works in the emergency room of a local hospital in a good sized city and at least 3x a week someone is comeing in with something stuck there.... Once a guy died he had a glass bottle up there and it broke so he died of internal bleeding...

here is her list
candles
bottles
various sex toys
cucs,squash,carrot(for those vegetarians)
lightbulbs(very dangerous)
plastic bottles
pens
q tips
hot dogs ,sauages ,kelbasa
mousse can
marbles
various medal tools

she says you can do some serious damage f not carefull

GCharles

04-24-2011, 04:00 PM

smc

04-24-2011, 05:34 PM

404 Error lol bet that was hard

Did it ever occur to you that the link has expired, and that it was real when Keliana posted it?

transjen

04-24-2011, 05:39 PM

Sorry guys but i never put in anything strange or kinky :no:
So really the only thing put in my ass was a nice big hard cock
:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen

ZincDink

04-24-2011, 06:04 PM

I started out with a finger (like most?) There was a plastic hairbrush with a nice, flared handle that I worked with for quite a while. Very nice on the prostate. Lately I have tried a dildo. Didn't quite make it. Have to start with a smaller one.