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SluttyShemaleAnna
09-06-2008, 09:07 AM
So, there must be plenty of guys from the UK here who want to meet. Why don't you all post where you are and lets see who's nearby.

badboy-rosso
09-11-2008, 03:11 PM
i am in the uk and dont mind travelling .i would love to have a chat with you.!!

TgirlLover87
09-15-2008, 01:21 PM
Not far from you in Liverpool myself! :D

tcb7416
09-17-2008, 01:17 AM
woking area here

neilw8
09-17-2008, 05:08 AM
south coast of Western Australia - love to meet a fellow shemale fan

Alien
09-29-2008, 08:10 AM
In London! Woot woot!

Daithi
10-01-2008, 09:08 AM
Hi , I am in Bristol, so give me a call please if you are interested. I am a first timer. Cheers Daithi

leopard141
10-02-2008, 06:18 PM
would luv to meet!
im nottingham UK any others close by?

Paradisio
10-04-2008, 07:24 AM
Hi Anna, I'm in Oxford, which is not too far from Birmingham. Would love to meet up with any T-girls!

Anyone got msn?

Hornyboy1973
12-01-2008, 10:14 AM
Hiya babe,msn me, dirtyboy0@live.com xxx

leopard141
12-03-2008, 05:31 PM
im nottingham :)

english_subboy
12-08-2008, 09:22 AM
hi thee, stunning pics!! Im only round the corner hehe

osoroshii
12-08-2008, 06:59 PM
hay there im new, im from liverpool ^-^

Abdifatah28
12-09-2008, 07:50 PM
I live in London

Extremelover
12-11-2008, 02:20 AM
Iam from the North West on England! So if you fancy a meet, just leave a message! Go on, you know you want to??

curiouscat
12-15-2008, 01:58 PM
im looking for a shemale/tgirl to take my anal virginity???? any takers????? im from london

bigsean
12-15-2008, 02:44 PM
im from liverpool, 19 with 8 inch dick. i am still a virgin, but would love to lose it to a shemale. pm me

25muk
12-16-2008, 10:03 AM
hi im from northamptonshire

lacey_maxie
12-18-2008, 07:23 PM
Hi,I'm looking around for bicurious cd/tranny from London.I would prefer someone who could accommodate.:)

TheSkronkDonkey
12-27-2008, 07:06 AM
Unlike the rest of you, I am actually from Birmingham. :cool:

dave biano
12-27-2008, 11:15 AM
scotland only have 6 inches tho:turnoff:

camluvshemales
12-28-2008, 01:31 PM
hi, i am from newcastle

gtg87
12-29-2008, 12:43 PM
Hi virgin from London here ,would love to hook up

accelerator69
01-07-2009, 12:45 PM
Manchester, PM or e-mail me if anyone wants a meet (accelerator69@gmx.com).

Guys too, I'll only suck you though, and I'll expect the favour returned too ;)

TS, anything goes :p

orion
01-07-2009, 02:51 PM
I'm in Lincolnshire & live right on the coast .. between two holiday resorts and close to two major Cities ..

I'm happy to meet up for "social" purposes .. Lunch, Coffee etc (I won't cheat on my TS Girlfriend) .. it's a point of honour with me ..

Happy to travel within a reasonable distance too ... So, if you find yourself in my neck of the woods, just holler ..

Bye for now,

Orion ..

i_love_shemales
01-07-2009, 04:46 PM
So, there must be plenty of guys from the UK here who want to meet. Why don't you all post where you are and lets see who's nearby.

I'm in Brighton, East Sussex, England. I want to be sucking so much T-Girl cock and drinking so much cum and having it pastered all over my fucking face and the rest of my body. I want to be gangbanged by as many T-Girls as possible in one go. I also want the anal fucking but anal as you're aware has to be with condoms.

The only T-Girl I've done it with is an Escort. I was with her twice. T-Girls are so rare in my area. I can never find any for free sex dating. Every time I looked at AFF, the Trans section is mostly TV's that I'm not into.

i_love_shemales
01-07-2009, 04:56 PM
im from liverpool, 19 with 8 inch dick. i am still a virgin, but would love to lose it to a shemale. pm me

I'm bi-sexual and I suck off men as well as long as they don't dress-up as women. I'm not saying you do. TV's turn me off. I love women as well but TV's turn me off. Anyway, I'd love to suck off your big cock and drink your cum. The only problem is you're too far for me. I mentioned this because I wanted to tell you that I want your big cock in my mouth and spunking. I'm a 36 year-old male.

Paolo
01-08-2009, 04:58 PM
Manchester, PM or e-mail me if anyone wants a meet (accelerator69@gmx.com).

Guys too, I'll only suck you though, and I'll expect the favour returned too ;)

TS, anything goes :p

That's a nice offer. I'll give it some thought. I've got a hard on thinking about it even if I'm not into men. Which is strange.

accelerator69
01-09-2009, 12:23 PM
That's a nice offer. I'll give it some thought. I've got a hard on thinking about it even if I'm not into men. Which is strange.

I'd like to deal with that hard on for you, hit me up in a mail or PM if you think anymore about it.

young_male21
01-09-2009, 12:33 PM
Im not to far from brum, :D short drive for me.

Would love to come and meet you :D

jimmyblaze1
01-09-2009, 07:42 PM
am 25 from Brighton - have mates in Manchester - might travel up to Brum if ya wanna fuck me, would be fun - feeling horny as hell just thinking of it...;)

Handsolo
01-10-2009, 08:07 AM
North UK near Manchester :cool:

Baz.

ladyboyadmirer
01-14-2009, 08:40 AM
So, there must be plenty of guys from the UK here who want to meet. Why don't you all post where you are and lets see who's nearby.

Brum airport is only 1½ hours from Frankfurt :) Do you have any clubs there like Napoleans in Mancs or Transmission in London?? Maybe we could have a night out. Hugs Lba

luigi27
01-20-2009, 06:49 PM
I travel to Brum often Anna. Come on Baby let's see some pics.xx

lp1103
01-21-2009, 03:04 AM
Hi , I am in Bristol, so give me a call please if you are interested. I am a first timer. Cheers Daithi

me too!!!!!

british_boy
01-21-2009, 07:06 AM
I don't suppose there are any Welsh t-girls around?

ssell10
01-23-2009, 08:21 PM
I'm in Brighton, East Sussex, England. I want to be sucking so much T-Girl cock and drinking so much cum and having it pastered all over my fucking face and the rest of my body. I want to be gangbanged by as many T-Girls as possible in one go. I also want the anal fucking but anal as you're aware has to be with condoms.

The only T-Girl I've done it with is an Escort. I was with her twice. T-Girls are so rare in my area. I can never find any for free sex dating. Every time I looked at AFF, the Trans section is mostly TV's that I'm not into.
wat escort agency was it?

nylons73
02-03-2009, 06:53 AM
So, there must be plenty of guys from the UK here who want to meet. Why don't you all post where you are and lets see who's nearby.
hi anna im from tamworth im 35 6ft fair haird and like to keep in shape .love to meet you

Soontobe
02-09-2009, 08:45 PM
South West, not to far from curious Jim I believe. Would be nice to find more people down this way.

derbyguy
02-16-2009, 01:29 PM
im from derby, love to meet any t girls there might be around the midlands!

Carter1979
02-16-2009, 07:15 PM
I'm from South Wales. Would love to strike up friendships with tgirls in my area.

Curious22
02-17-2009, 12:14 PM
i'm 22 and from birmingham and i dream of meeting t-girls

whitebimaleuk
02-23-2009, 05:13 PM
im portsmouth

lovesit
02-25-2009, 09:37 AM
would love to meet any sexy t-girls around the uk. add me to chat some more;)

LBB
02-25-2009, 02:02 PM
South East for me...

lucasmm
03-02-2009, 11:01 AM
Central London here, Earl's Court.

southeastslave
03-02-2009, 07:58 PM
looking to have some fun with TS can travel:coupling:

tallgraham
03-08-2009, 06:27 PM
hay im 21 living in nottingham looking for ts :)

randomguy250
04-06-2009, 06:05 PM
Hey young fit 18 year old guy here living in manchester any TS/TV living in the area wanna talk and maybe hook up ??
If you do send me a message ;P

ramrod
04-10-2009, 06:09 AM
So, there must be plenty of guys from the UK here who want to meet. Why don't you all post where you are and lets see who's nearby.
Hi, Im in Kent................. & looking............. for a fit tgirl for fu................................................ ..n !!!!!!!!!!!

esuiv
04-14-2009, 10:51 AM
I'm based near Lincoln but travel quite frequently and would love to hear from Tgirls whom are looking for NSA fun & fantasy fulfilments. !:respect:

Knight74
04-17-2009, 09:26 PM
Hi i'm from Burnley, if you are ever up my way give me a shout.

teen19muk
04-18-2009, 05:00 AM
NW London, love to meet up or chat, very new and inexpierienced

lacey_maxie
04-18-2009, 05:42 AM
hi
how about N18? Look at my proile:):)

ukwet08
04-23-2009, 03:30 AM
I'm about 20mins from Edinburgh. Would love to meet up with a ts or meet up with a local guy to discuss and chat about this hot fetish, maybe someone looking for mutual j/o session.

phil800
04-26-2009, 11:21 PM
North Yorkshire is my location if any sexy girls are interested???

Dee8to10
04-30-2009, 08:35 AM
Lancashire, North-West England.
But I guess you should know that as I included it in my Profile!

Dee, xx.

titleist
05-04-2009, 08:46 AM
im from kings lynn. near norwich

YoungLuke
05-05-2009, 11:43 AM
London here

lbloveruk
05-06-2009, 04:55 PM
scotland here

davsaltran
05-07-2009, 01:49 PM
I am Davy Boyd a straight on the outside guy but a real and deprived tranny in the bedroom ladyboy lover from Oxford, UK
Would love to find a ladyboy or girlie t-girl so we could play together. We all know how rare they really are. :innocent:

breen
05-09-2009, 08:15 AM
hey are there any she males on here??? it seem to be all guys looking for she males

Trainee TGirl
05-17-2009, 12:13 PM
I wouldn't say I am a shemale more a tgirl. Though very shy and need a lot of training. :-/

yesmike
05-18-2009, 01:45 AM
CAN I TRAIN U ;), where u from tell me about u x

naresuan
05-31-2009, 01:08 AM
Anna honey where have you disappeared to?

fxm24
06-02-2009, 11:04 PM
i love shemales from london :censored:

CuriousMattUK
06-07-2009, 10:48 AM
North West - Greater Manchester to be precise :)

SlurpySlut
06-09-2009, 05:34 PM
I'm in Lancashire, would love to meet for some steamy oral and naughty fingers xx

nathaniel.tureaud
06-10-2009, 07:44 AM
30 year old american guy here...I'll be in london next month (july) for about a week, can host a femboy or traveling TS in my hotel for a few days...we can hit a tg club one night and stay in another. May consider hosting a little party at my hotel if company springs for a good room, so anybody my age or younger who's interested feel free to reach out.

Jaymond
07-03-2009, 08:37 PM
Hello!

Just outside London

welshie85
07-26-2009, 09:36 PM
North Wales :)

luiz83x
08-08-2009, 02:50 PM
So, there must be plenty of guys from the UK here who want to meet. Why don't you all post where you are and lets see who's nearby.

i live in Essex UK any others close by?

lacey_maxie
08-09-2009, 05:28 PM
I've been looking around for a sensual ,passionate transvestite or crossdresser in London...:hug::turnon:

lovetranny123
08-10-2009, 03:15 PM
i love shemales from london :censored:

as I hear you can find the best shemales there :)

luiz83x
08-11-2009, 02:31 PM
South East for me...

im in essex i can travel id love 2 meet a ts girl

saxplayer
08-12-2009, 07:16 AM
plymouth devon here. Devon folk pm me.
shaun

welshie85
08-12-2009, 09:25 PM
Wahoo the only one from Wales!

How the hell do i find the shemales? :(

ses101
08-14-2009, 10:31 AM
I live just outside Edinburgh. Would love to date a shemale. I don't fancy men, but would maybe meet up with a feminine fully shaved guy just for a one-off experience, maybe to touch each other while we watch shemale porn.

ladyboylover113
08-22-2009, 06:44 PM
im in london but can travel............ive never been with a tranny, but would love to break my virginity very soon x

horn_e_b
08-23-2009, 08:23 AM
I'm near North London, love to meet a convincing TS in UK.

scottyboy229
08-23-2009, 08:18 PM
from edinburgh :)

yorkieboy
08-24-2009, 03:35 AM
Yorkshire, to the north of Leeds.

livelife01
08-29-2009, 08:18 PM
Brighton ...and hungry!

SimonFox
09-08-2009, 04:36 PM
Hi Simon Cardiff UK

TheCatfordCat
09-10-2009, 04:12 AM
South London here. Just found this forum, looks like it caters to my tastes perfectly!

peeptoes
09-13-2009, 04:38 PM
Me too,hope to have some fun on here. South London also. xx

edder
09-13-2009, 07:00 PM
I love pictures of little chicks:turnon:

TheCatfordCat
09-15-2009, 08:41 AM
Me too,hope to have some fun on here. South London also. xx

The only part of London worth living in!!

NCC-1701
09-15-2009, 09:38 AM
I'm in liverpool :D

miceal
09-18-2009, 07:45 PM
new on here. in east london and looking for some fun. any tgirls around pm me!

BigRitch
09-19-2009, 08:26 AM
Hi all you lovely ladies. I've just joined and looking for some fun, located in hertfordshire. Please pm if interested.

ssell10
09-22-2009, 01:18 PM
Anybody in glasgow want to meet up?

peeptoes
09-28-2009, 03:06 PM
The only part of London worth living in!!

Totally agree!!

peeptoes
09-28-2009, 03:08 PM
I've been looking around for a sensual ,passionate transvestite or crossdresser in London...:hug::turnon:

HI Lacey Maxie

Love your look

Peeptoes xx

kentmale108
11-24-2009, 01:41 PM
New on here from kent 21 x

horny_dude89
11-24-2009, 05:39 PM
not close .. but i would love 2 chat .. if intrested just add me on msn

bernybudmon
11-24-2009, 06:16 PM
not from the uk but are there any tgirls on the eastcoast of the united states that dosent mind a guy frombermuda coming to visit them or visitinr me in bermuda

kentmale108
11-24-2009, 09:05 PM
Hey if anyone wants to chat just ask for my msn :) names rich btw x

guderian
12-13-2009, 11:04 AM
just joined. experienced dominant male from the north east looking for friends both tgirls and males.

Lycanthropunk
12-13-2009, 07:01 PM
I'm in Tunbridge Wells, Kent. Looking to meet beautiful t-girls and hung, hairy men! :turnon:

samsson.smith
12-14-2009, 02:29 AM
I wish I lived in the UK ;)

finch90
12-15-2009, 12:44 PM
From chester. Within driving distance of Liverpool, Manchester etc. Never been with a shemale, so if anyone lives within a distance of me, let me know.

kilich321
12-17-2009, 05:54 PM
hope i'm not being incredibly niave here, but are there any girls here who are interested in a chance to conversate at a hope of finding someone to spend more then just a night with? realise the postion you are in, being objectified more then natural woman, and men trying to take advantage just for the end result, also realise that you have a choice of a multitude too chose from.. was woundering if someone could perhaps point me to a site that contains the chance for a genuine meeting of minds (and more if a click is achivied. :cool:

WillCasey
12-19-2009, 06:50 AM
I'm in Yorkshire too....

Drop me a line

:-)

:turnon:

VIP
12-19-2009, 06:36 PM
Anyone from London?

Ideally t-girl, but I'll also happily welcome tv and cute looking guys who suck dick!

I'm 36, average build, 7" and shaved head, cute blue eyes!

ssell10
12-29-2009, 11:28 AM
Im in glasgow. 21 year old guy lookin for some fun
times

hummmph
01-07-2010, 07:15 PM
Hi,

I am in Norfolk, UK looking for fun.

xx

tapdog
01-07-2010, 08:21 PM
30 from Newcastle
tapdoguk at live.co.uk
add me for chat any TV/LADYBOY/TS/FEMBOY

Love Karl

pele3601
01-08-2010, 04:00 AM
From east london heart of the olympic city Its all here.....
Ladyz lets talk and maybe play

deaflad78
01-08-2010, 02:09 PM
how are you doing? I am from chorlton cum hardy in Manchester. I'm looking for an friendship and more. It's fucking cold up there! I want some nice warm company. Please PMs me hurry!

jayjay
01-09-2010, 10:05 PM
im looking for a slutty tgirl in the manchester area for some fun, pm me!

Roughfire
01-10-2010, 12:31 AM
Hi I'm from Manchester and I'm hoping to find a tgirl that I can get along with and become friends, maybe more :)

pm if you would like to talk to me or hang out with me :)

deaflad78
01-10-2010, 11:18 AM
it look like none of ts or shemales in Manchester want to contact me. Since I joined up the forum for company but I feel like I'm not wanted. :(

bustamove
01-11-2010, 05:16 PM
Wolverhampton here drop me a line 22 7.5" ;)

tfc83
01-12-2010, 11:06 PM
Im from tamworth not far from birmingham

kimmi_love
01-14-2010, 04:18 PM
Im from northwest Uk , in cumbria.
i can travel to manchester for meets if i like you enough :)
im a crossdresser mainly love meeting guys out somewhere private getting on my knees in panties and fishnets and giving a handjob and blowjob, maybe more if your lucky :P

justsomefun
01-15-2010, 12:22 PM
Any TS girls in coventry or nearby?

mrmojoman
01-17-2010, 01:37 PM
hi im in milton keynes, i would be totaly up for a meeting. x

justin84
04-16-2010, 10:12 AM
hi im from northamptonshire

Hey me too, know off any local talent? im looking for my first experience or just get in on the crowd

caldo2806
04-26-2010, 01:30 PM
hey im from glasgow if anyone wants to chat msg me n we can get to know each othe better :turnon:

kellysugar
05-01-2010, 10:55 PM
im from newcastle upon tyne:innocent:

sparkoflife
05-05-2010, 08:26 PM
from south here looking for ladyboy to show me the way
please contact me

thanks

justin84
05-07-2010, 07:47 PM
hi im in milton keynes, i would be totaly up for a meeting. x

im northampton so we could arrange a meet, have you heard of pink punters? its a trans and gay club i heard about not far from us

Stevey
05-14-2010, 03:52 PM
Hi there, older kinky imaginative guy near Gatwick / London here. Any good to you sexy?

tin
05-15-2010, 07:19 PM
essex, reasonably close to london etc, not sure what my "meeting" position is yet really, constantly changing, you never know though, might catch me at a good time =]

Lovetogodown101
05-15-2010, 07:19 PM
Wanting a tgirl to fuck ke senseless lol!! Contact me []mkmcgrail at hot male dot com

hollienorthants
06-01-2010, 06:44 AM
really would love to meet a shemale i am guy in northants although i cross dress. please get in touch.

Gary30NrYeovil
06-02-2010, 10:58 AM
yeovil in somerset, looking for fun meets or maybe more

Hornyboy1973
06-02-2010, 11:21 AM
Hi girls. 36 yr old male from london,looking for 1st experience. Very hungry and willing. Message me x

CI_Mahon
06-03-2010, 01:43 PM
Living in Plymouth, looking for some fun.

justin84
06-04-2010, 07:54 PM
really would love to meet a shemale i am guy in northants although i cross dress. please get in touch.

i would love to meet you, im in northants too, im into crossdressers, and i love slipping into something sexy.:turnon::turnon::kiss:

hollienorthants
06-05-2010, 06:09 AM
hi northants area here if anyone is interested

justin84
06-05-2010, 08:04 PM
hi northants area here if anyone is interested

Hey Gorgeous, im northants too. Message me honey:turnon:

optimusmike123
06-09-2010, 08:33 AM
any tgirls in the essex area?

PlymouthUK
06-09-2010, 11:41 AM
Living in Plymouth, looking for some fun.

You and me both :(

we need to get traveling ;)

CI_Mahon
06-10-2010, 06:06 PM
need to get traveling ;)

I was thinking the same thing, need to stay in london or something for a long weekend. Stupid Plymouth, why is it so hard down south.

cuteboyollie
06-11-2010, 07:23 PM
any1 around brigton/ crawley area? hit me up on msn :) oliver. oldfield1@ btinternet.com ( without the spaces;) )

underworld
07-07-2010, 03:57 PM
hi am antony 31 easy going out going funny honest loving nice kind guy how needs to be loved and i love you so any shemale like to meet me and date me get back to me

samwave
07-16-2010, 10:40 AM
i live in the uk, near birmingham or worcestershire. Im male 23 if anybodys about

smith3007
01-17-2011, 05:06 PM
Manchester :)

newboi
01-17-2011, 05:46 PM
I am mostly in Bristol but move around the south west a bit

bigben30
01-21-2011, 12:21 AM
any1 else from s wales then?

Lycanthropunk
01-22-2011, 09:20 AM
I'm in Tunbridge Wells, Kent. Anyone nearby?

Enoch Root
01-22-2011, 03:27 PM
Is it true what they say about the limeys and sex?

SluttyShemaleAnna
01-22-2011, 04:55 PM
Is it true what they say about the limeys and sex?

They say a lot of things.

ila
01-22-2011, 05:26 PM
Is it true what they say about the limeys and sex?

Who are they and what do they say?;)

Enoch Root
01-23-2011, 10:43 AM
Who are they and what do they say?;)

I've got nothing. I was hoping somebody would pick it up and go with it.
Anna seems like a good candidate...

smc
01-23-2011, 10:49 AM
Is it true what they say about the limeys and sex?

I've got nothing. I was hoping somebody would pick it up and go with it.

Happy now?

If you were considering having sex with a Brit tonight: think again. A new poll of 2,000 British residents between the ages of 16 and 30 reveals some sketchy lapses with regards to intercourse education.

The poll, commissioned by the British Departments of Health and Children, Schools and Families, revealed the following tidbits of unsexy information:

-More than one in 10 British people don?t realize that a woman can get pregnant if she has sex standing up (in particular, 11 percent think standing sex is an effective method of contraception)

-19 percent are unaware that a woman can get pregnant during her period

-17 percent think that antibiotics can ward off herpes and genital warts

And, if you figured the lack of knowledge regarding contraception and sexual health could be mitigated by a really really good lay, you?re also wrong. More than a quarter of those polled are also ?too embarrassed? to ask questions they?d like to about sex and sexual performance.

smc
01-23-2011, 10:51 AM
Or this?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/life-style/sex-health/2008/08/12/are-the-british-really-bad-in-bed-two-couples-try-sex-european-style-115875-20694194/

Personally, I'd rather dispel all this stuff via a romp with Anna!

Enoch Root
01-23-2011, 03:52 PM
Wow. Just wow. I was actually looking for some Brit on this forum to make a joke or two but damn. This all makes me think about the US; granted, I myself was not aware that women could get pregnant during their periods, not that I believed the contrary. Still, ignorance...

smc
01-23-2011, 04:09 PM
Wow. Just wow. I was actually looking for some Brit on this forum to make a joke or two but damn. This all makes me think about the US; granted, I myself was not aware that women could get pregnant during their periods, not that I believed the contrary. Still, ignorance...

Oh, you wanted humor? ;)

A friend of mine told me these two jokes about a certain part of the "limey" world. Can you tell he harbors some ill feelings against those in his home region?

What happens to an Essex girl's arsehole after sex?
He get's sent out for pizza.

How does an Essex girl turn the light on after sex?
She open's the car door.

Natalie_J
01-24-2011, 05:41 PM
Oh, you wanted humor? ;)

A friend of mine told me these two jokes about a certain part of the "limey" world. Can you tell he harbors some ill feelings against those in his home region?


Ah yes, the Essex Girl jokes - very popular over here about 20 years ago, here's a couple more:

What does an Essex girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.

What's the difference between a Essex girl and an ironing board?
Sometimes you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.

Not exactly politically correct these days I guess :)

smc
01-24-2011, 05:48 PM
Ah yes, the Essex Girl jokes - very popular over here about 20 years ago, here's a couple more:

What does an Essex girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.

What's the difference between a Essex girl and an ironing board?
Sometimes you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.

Not exactly politically correct these days I guess :)

Who gives a crap about political correctness when there's such a motherlode of richness to mine?!

What's an Essex girl's favorite wine?
"Aw go on. Take me to Lakeside. Please! Please! Go on, take me!

What's an Essex girl's form of protection?
A bus shelter.

smc
01-24-2011, 05:49 PM
Who gives a crap about political correctness when there's such a motherlode of richness to mine?!

What's an Essex girl's favorite wine?
"Aw go on. Take me to Lakeside. Please! Please! Go on, take me!

What's an Essex girl's form of protection?
A bus shelter.

I forgot my all-time favorite:

What's the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy?
An Essex girl has a higher sperm count.

Natalie_J
01-24-2011, 06:02 PM
Well, OK then...

What is the difference between a walrus and an Essex girl?
One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus.

What's the difference between an Essex girl and a Rolls Royce?
Not everyone has been in a Rolls Royce.

smc
01-24-2011, 06:10 PM
Well, OK then...

What is the difference between a walrus and an Essex girl?
One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus.

What's the difference between an Essex girl and a Rolls Royce?
Not everyone has been in a Rolls Royce.


You do realize that most of these jokes have an American version in the "blonde joke" genre, right? ;)

What does an Essex girl say after sex?
"Do you really all play for the same football team?"

Why do Essex Girls wear knickers?
To keep their ankles warm.

What's the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.

Okay, I'm "spent" ... and it's time to go eat dinner. :lol:

clityboi
02-06-2011, 01:53 PM
west midlands here

Fret
02-06-2011, 10:27 PM
any1 else from s wales then?

Yeah - outside of Cardiff.

fetish2k11
02-22-2011, 07:24 AM
newbie from Bristol area looking for tgirl fun.. This part of the woods doesn't seem to have much in the way of TGirls... :(

olliep18
03-15-2011, 06:51 PM
Swindon :) not tooo far from brum

badrichie29
03-30-2011, 05:55 AM
Hi im bi guy 29 from northampton. i love wearin panties n feelin a hot cock slowly fill me up.

Calum
04-13-2011, 10:10 AM
Hey I'm from Edinburgh,

Leon234
04-13-2011, 11:13 AM
Any Ireland folks? Im lookin to meet others! :)

Curioustsliker
04-18-2011, 08:40 AM
Anyone in the York or Yorkshire area? :p

V1C3M4N
05-10-2011, 12:40 PM
Who is around Newcastle - Sunderland - Durham - Cramlington???

IWannaSuckUK
05-10-2011, 04:30 PM
Im in cambridgeshire. :) Any tgirl is more than welcome to look me up.

terrafirmashemale
06-22-2011, 09:23 PM
me i abode in sheffield, it would be literally a dream to come true to meet and spend a heavenly night with your gorgeous self...

terrafirmashemale
06-24-2011, 03:20 PM
heres two photos of moi, anyone like what they see?

Mangermouse
06-24-2011, 03:40 PM
Any one who fancys talking to me?

mangermouse @ hotmail. co.uk

Ideally looking for t-girls but am up for chatting to anyone im so bored

JayJay88UK
07-11-2011, 01:34 PM
I'm from Stoke, Staffordshire

paino1
07-17-2011, 05:19 PM
Im from leighton Buzzard and looking for fun. ;)

darklord666
07-18-2011, 03:29 AM
I'm from the UK, I live in Birmingham. Any tran females want to meet up or cam for some seriously hard :turnon:and dirty:coupling:fun?

hellboy73
07-20-2011, 12:37 PM
Chesterfield, derbyshire, for me,

Appears to be a ts free zone, searched hard, ............
can only find hairy panty wearers, just not my thing :innocent:

webcarguytony
09-18-2012, 10:43 AM
you come see me any time you like ill show around:heart:

barry.scott.10
10-15-2012, 07:11 PM
Im from hertfordshire and looking to meet up with a shemale to fuck my virgin ass , and make me her bitch. I can travel :D xx

curiousguy221
10-22-2012, 02:30 PM
North Yorkshire, not far from Harrogate

19junior86
10-24-2012, 08:11 AM
Hi beautiful people, I'm from West London (Kingston). Who would like to meet up? If you check my threads I have uploaded pics of myself & yes! That is my cock in my avatar pic. I also have my tongue pierced =P

EnglishA
10-26-2012, 03:06 PM
I would love love love to meet someone from here, standard male, been complimented on looks before, aswell as other things ;) message me for email x

irishsean
10-27-2012, 07:04 AM
im in preston would love meet some1

HUNG/MAX
11-12-2012, 10:45 AM
hi anna im from huddersfield
come ride my big cock

Gavrilo
11-17-2012, 10:44 AM
First the serious bit, I am married and though she is aware I look I am discrete as she does not want involvement or knowledge of what I am up to so if you are not OK with it pass me by.

I am quite well endowed and enjoy lots of sex. I am not shy and quite adventurous so I am willing to join in with anything legal and relatively clean and I am bis in the right company. I also enjoy a lot of things not listed in my interests so just ask.

I can also sometimes accommodate daytime's and I am looking for something regular but don't rule out one offs and I am very discrete and would expect the same.

I am genuine so if you are interested and want to take things further please feel free to contact me. I don't mind winks but if I respond expect a reply.

curox26
12-10-2012, 11:33 AM
from oxford, pm me if interested

funkyste
12-24-2012, 10:46 PM
i'm in derby if you wanna meet,

are you a shemale?

send pics to steve.d.blackshaw@gmail.com

bigsean
12-25-2012, 07:08 PM
liverpool if anyones near

Redtiger_Boy
12-28-2012, 03:14 PM
I'm in London, I'm 24 straight guy with these crazy fantasys and I think it's time I make it a reality! I have 8inchs and always hard! Wana helpppp?

dang1802
04-19-2013, 01:53 PM
north staffs anyone????

brendyn989
04-27-2013, 01:30 PM
Near Pontypool

dang1802
04-27-2013, 05:32 PM
dang1802@hotmail.co.uk

dang1802
05-03-2013, 06:42 PM
You do realize that most of these jokes have an American version in the "blonde joke" genre, right? ;)

What does an Essex girl say after sex?
"Do you really all play for the same football team?"

Why do Essex Girls wear knickers?
To keep their ankles warm.

What's the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.

Okay, I'm "spent" ... and it's time to go eat dinner. :lol:

What's does having sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? Both are fucking close to water

dang1802
05-03-2013, 06:46 PM
What's does having sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? Both are fucking close to water

Spunk. In the US it is perfectly acceptable for a boss to ask whether you are feeling full of spunk of a morning (i.e. full of get up and go.) This situation in the UK may only arise when a director is quizzing a male actor in the adult entertainment business.

pobb40
05-20-2013, 06:27 AM
So, there must be plenty of guys from the UK here who want to meet. Why don't you all post where you are and lets see who's nearby.

Hi there im from Liverpool U.K :respect:

uphillgardener
06-26-2013, 04:03 AM
Harrogate North Yorkshire anyone up for a meet

Cecile66
06-28-2013, 01:40 PM
Hey I am in London SW :)

Twink4Femboy
07-02-2013, 04:07 AM
Hello, 21 year old. Looking to hook up with discretion with a hot ladyboy, in the Wirral area.. Can't accommodate, send me a message or add my msn carl-b2012@hotmail.co.uk

ready2tryit321
08-07-2013, 11:20 AM
Im in london on 13th septber 2013, would love to hook up with ladyboy/shemale. Staying marble arch.
Email me if intrested ready2tryit321@aol.com

dannoh
08-10-2013, 05:10 PM
Reading, Berkshire. Hello, are there any cd's trans in berkshire or oxfordshire that wiuld like to chat?

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12-01-2016, 06:42 PM
:coupling:

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