Early Experiences - What turned you on?

[a9127]

Wow! "Film Fun" looks fun indeed! My favorite is the lady on the lower left- hot!:drool:

My parents had an old hardback coffee table book called "Life Goes To The Movies" from Life Magazine. In it were some pictures I really loved of Julie Newmar as Stupefyin Jones from the movie "Lil Abner":inlove::inlove::inlove:
There were also some of Shirley MacLaine that I really enjoyed:heart:

Feel free to post! :drool: My parents had a similar book called something like "Life Goes to War." Lots of beauties in the style of pinups like the "Film Fun" covers. Many 40's actresses too. Quite a few adorned the noses of WWII bombers and fighter aircraft. The "Memphis Belle" was very tame. Others were quite risque. There are many collections out there. Worth checking out. :respect:

[Boner]

Feel free to post! :drool: My parents had a similar book called something like "Life Goes to War." Lots of beauties in the style of pinups like the "Film Fun" covers. Many 40's actresses too. Quite a few adorned the noses of WWII bombers and fighter aircraft. The "Memphis Belle" was very tame. Others were quite risque. There are many collections out there. Worth checking out. :respect:

I loved that book when I was kid and would sneak it up to my room from time to time:rolleyes:

I can't remember all the beautiful actresses in there but I do remember being struck by how gorgeous Elizabeth Taylor was as Cleopatra and would fantasize about being this magnificent queen's young boy-toy:inlove::inlove::inlove:

[Boner]

Wow! She's pretty!:inlove::inlove::inlove:

You know, it seems I've always had a thing for queens.. "Marsha Queen of Diamonds"was perhaps the first lady to ever turn me on. And then there were other queens...like Beverly Sills:inlove::inlove::inlove:

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Aircraft nose art during WWII was quite risque. Even though both the USAAF and RAF issued directives against decorating aircraft they couldn't prevent it and finally decided it was good for morale. :cool:

That is Betty Grable ("Million Dollar" legs :drool:) gracing "Sentimental Journey" a Boeing B-17 "Flying Fortress," and of course the famous "Memphis Belle." The site said it was the restored original but there is also a "movie" version that makes the rounds.

Of course our friends and allies in the RAF also got into the act, "Just Jane" is very sexy and nicely adorns this Avro "Lancaster." :respect:

But perhaps the most elaborate and "X-Rated" art to adorn any aircraft was "The Dragon And His Tail" a Consolidated B-24 "Liberator" flown by the United States. It survived the war only to be destroyed for scrap. The artwork was restored on another "Liberator" of the same type many years later. I first saw a picture of it in one of my Dad's aviation magazines. :drool: It is, needless to say, quite popular over 70 years later at air shows. Wonder why? :innocent:

[Boner]

Pretty cool!:cool:

I love retro-glamour as you know, especially when it has a modern twist like these gorgeous ladies from "T-Girl Pin-Ups", Jonelle, Olivia, and Vaniity.:inlove::inlove::inlove:

[a9127]

I’m sure she’s saying “Don't untie me just yet, asshole…” :drool: :innocent:

“Rule 34” – "If it exists (or not), there’s porn of it." This doesn’t do anything for me. :turnoff: But hey, whatever, it’s all good… :lol:

Most “Prometheus's” are large, muscular, and have beards and body hair. This one however… Now if only he had long blonde hair and blue eyes, his oiled body stretched tightly, his cock, encased in a chastity device, straining to rise to its full 7", needing relief… :drool: :turnon:

They way she’s looking at the photographer: “Next time let Andy tie me up. You suck at bondage…” :lol:

Definitely me if that was Taylor Swift… :inlove: :innocent:

My wife. “Andy, you’ve posted how many pictures of Hayley Williams to the TLB "Divas" thread?” :blush:

[a9127]

Whatever. But I’m not sure I’d want to be known as “sudden” with women… :blush:

General Motors in the late 70’s maybe? So now I know how my mom and dad first met. :innocent:

This is from 1927! She’s cute. :heart: Wondering if she's anyone famous from that era? And that title does get right to the point… :respect:

A beautiful blonde going for a swim? And me wishing I could join her? What’s so “abnormal” about that? :inlove:

“Love Doctor.” Him? Well maybe it’s because he’s so tall, young, and handsome… (or maybe he has a 12” cock). :lol:

“Film Fun” from 1934. “A Winning Personality.” Yeah, and also a fantastic body and great legs… :drool:

[a9127]

Don’t think I could improve on a title like that. :respect:

Is the “mystery” how she’s able to survive in the vacuum of space? :confused:

Nice shot asshole. Not. My money’s on the guy with the knives… :cool:

God. Damn. Fuck. Wow. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

She’s thinking “Shit. Did it again... Must learn not to swipe right so soon. But he said he was 6'4" and had abs of steel.” :lol:

I hate it when they walk in on me like that when I’m with one of my students. :innocent:

[Boner]

Wow! Great post Andy!:respect:

I can't really remember any one movie that got me excited as a kid but I always loved seeing pretty women in costumes. It started with Beverly Sills:inlove::inlove::inlove:

"Batman" may have been the first time I got excited by seeing pretty ladies but I also remember seeing Beverly on "Carol Burnett" or the "Muppet Show" and really liking her. Later I found pictures of her in my parents record and magazine collection which quickly found their way under the mattress. Her Thais costume just blew my mind and I couldn't wait to get under the covers at night with such a temptress:inlove::inlove::inlove:

My dad found my stash and asked me if I liked seeing Beverly in her underwear. What could I say?:innocent:

[a9127]

Glad you liked it. Thanks. ;) But I discovered that, well, maybe someone else has been reading my posts on TLB. :blush:

Last night, after she got off her nursing shift, my wife and I were getting ready for bed and out of nowhere she mentions "Easter" coming up and the "Ten Commandments." We've never really talked about it before--at least not the way I did above... :(

Maybe for Easter I can talk her into role playing the "Golden Calf Sacrifice" scene or something... :innocent:

(I was asked if either of the "male" bondage scenarios were hot? In this case no, I mean yeah, but not for me. They are too "masculine." Charlton Heston is also a pretty big guy--like 6'3" or 4", and the other actor is John Derek who was known for his beautiful and much younger wives. Usuala Andress, Linda Evans, and Bo Derek. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: He should be my role model. :respect:)

[a9127]

Of course "modern opera" is quite different. :drool: These are scenes from a production of "Carmen." All I want to know is do they need a baritone? :innocent:

(That guy looks like he could use an understudy. All I'm doing is offering my services... ;))

[a9127]

Definitely marriage material… :inlove:

It’s not my fault. She’s the one who ordered the Calamari… :innocent:

Do I get a choice as to which comes first? :(

Admit it, you would have posted this one too… :lol:

Damn, that’s big! :respect:

It was uncomfortable as hell in that “snake costume” but I’ll have you know it was working. :drool:

[a9127]

Jesus, nobody's posted anything since I put this up last night (see above). Sorry. :( It was the "Beheaded and Castrated" one wasn't it? :blush: :lol::lol::lol:

(I did see however that my "Best. Prom. Date. Ever." and future wife has gotten several views so far. Gotta find out who she is... :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:)

[Boner]

Of course "modern opera" is quite different. :drool: These are scenes from a production of "Carmen." All I want to know is do they need a baritone? :innocent:

(That guy looks like he could use an understudy. All I'm doing is offering my services... ;))

Wow! How did I miss this post? That's really hot!:drool:

I love beautiful opera singers!

[a9127]

Wow! How did I miss this post? That's really hot!:drool:

I love beautiful opera singers!

Well, keep them coming. :inlove: :respect:

I had no idea "Carmen" was so sexy. :drool: I always thought it was about "bullfighters" or something. We learned "Toreador" in 6th grade music class. Damn. :innocent:

From Wikipedia:

Carmen is an opera in four acts by French composer Georges Bizet. The libretto was written by Henri Meilhac and Ludovic Halévy, based on a novella of the same title by Prosper Mérimée. The opera was first performed by the Opéra-Comique in Paris on 3 March 1875, where its breaking of conventions shocked and scandalized its first audiences. :eek:

[Boner]

I don't know the whole story of "Carmen" other than she's a beautiful woman:inlove:

One of my early experiences was seeing these issues of "Opera News" come in the mail when I was a kid. As soon as I was sure my parents would not miss, they found their way under my mattress:innocent:

The diva on the cover is Hungarian singer Eva Marton. I thought she was just magnificent and would fantasize about her being a naughty baby sitter:inlove::inlove::inlove:

[a9127]

"Don't worry baby, it happens to every guy once in a while." :blush:

I see no problem here... :drool:

Yeah I can see that. So it's a date? :innocent:

No reason. Just a very beautiful girl. From the 20's or 30's. :inlove:

That's the last time we're using Uber. Fucking creeper. :(

From 1929. You know the "Ph.D." is the one who actually wrote this. No one else could come up with such "bullshit" without really saying anything at all. That takes "years" of "education" and "training."

It is true that each of these types has admitted advantages over the other; but, in my opinion, the Airplane or some other “heavier-than-air” flier is bound to prevail in the long run and, in all probability, will be the type universally used in the future.

"Dr." Andy says: I find it hilarious that we are still taught to write that way. Almost 100 years later. OMG! The phrase "in all probability." :lol::lol::lol:

[Boner]

Great post! I especially like the top middle one:inlove::inlove::inlove:

I remember as kid watching a local TV station this coming on one Saturday afternoon. There was no Frankenstein in the movie but that was okay. There was a werewolf and some vampires. The lady vampire, played by gorgeous actress Aurora De Alba, just blew my mind! Not only was she stunningly beautiful but the movie had a scene where she seduces her victim in what was just about the sexiest thing I had ever seen. Even today I fantasize about being her willing victim!:drool:

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Since this is a “retro” thread I though it might be fun to look back 50 years… To 1969! Today is May 17, 2019. I tried to find things that happened in May for comparison. Does it bring back memories for anyone? Or if you weren’t around yet, what do you think of their world? Would you want to have lived back then?

Me, I’d really like the women, cars, and music. :drool: Some of the other stuff not so much. Computers and early “technology” would have sucked compared to now for example. No “smartphones.” No "wi-fi." No "Starbucks." No "Amazon." And no "4K Ultra HD" TV's. And I’m not into drugs. :(

Joni Mitchell :inlove: Although I’m from a totally different musical era, she is a legend. Have (older) friends that have met her. And I think she’s really cute as well.

Marlo Thomas :inlove: Very popular show of the time. But I have never seen it, not even in repeats. I can see there’s a reason they called it “That Girl.” However, my favorite “celeb crush” from the 60’s is Sharon Tate :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:. I think she’s one of the most beautiful women that has ever lived. I’d rank her right up there with my current favorites. And from all accounts I’ve read, a sweet person. We all know what happened that night. Wish I could have been there to stop it. But you already knew that. Have been working on a tribute to her that I’ll post later this summer in the “Divas” thread.

You mean I could’ve seen Led Zeppelin on this night (as an "added attraction" WTF?) for $2.50 USD. In Ohio? That's just a short drive from here. Awesome!

Of course I would have taken my date to see Led Zeppelin in this. A ’69 Chevelle SS 396. Dark green just like my uncle’s. This is pretty much the same car I learned to drive a “stick” in and took Stephanie for a ride in. His is not in as good of shape as this one but it’s mine one day.

Apollo 10. The “dress rehearsal” for the moon landing in July. They separated from the command module and descended to within 50,000 feet of the moon’s surface. The “moon lander” was called “Snoopy” after the dog. The launch date was May 18, 1969.

Nixon was President from 1969 until he resigned in 1974. The United States was deeply involved in the Vietnam War in 1969. This is a clip of Nixon from May 14 addressing the nation. There’s also a clip of Nixon on “Laugh In” saying “Sock It To Me” (a phrase of the time, sort of like “groovy”). Go find it on YouTube. :innocent:

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She’s really cute. :inlove: Very short swimsuit for whatever year this is. Did a search and turned up empty handed. Anyone that good looking would have been a movie star or something. Wonder if it’s fake? :(

Assholes! Why the hell are you shooting at the polar bears? Fuck. That looks like ila taking his revenge. I’m with ila and his friends on this one. Go get ‘em! :respect:

Looks like he’s putting out his cigarette on her ass. :lol: And a nice ass it is too. :drool:

Miley, Hayley, Dove, and Taylor. Who else? :inlove: The shocked look on my face is because my wife just walked in on us. :innocent:

“I know he’s too old for me and not much to look at Daddy but he can stay hard longer than any other guy I’ve dated.” :eek:

From 1925. “For Artists and Art Students.” Riiiiight. By the way, excuse me for a minute while I go study... :blush:

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"Saucy" retro postcards. Looks like 50's through 70's maybe? :drool: :innocent::lol:

[a9127]

Just before we moved back to Michigan, my mom and dad went into Manhattan to celebrate something. I don’t remember what it was but they had to get a babysitter for me.

There was one babysitter, Nancy, that I really liked. She was a cheerleader and played volleyball at the local high-school. With me being in first grade, there wasn’t anything that was going to happen between us but still she was really cute. And a young woman. Not like the girls in my class. But also NOT like my mom either.

Nancy was always really nice to me and I think she knew I had a “crush” on her. :inlove: She used to call me her “boyfriend.” And always let me stay up late and watch TV and stuff. She was tall and blonde, and to a six year old probably looked like a movie star. I was always well behaved for Nancy. One ‘cause I really liked her. Two, she probably could’ve beaten the crap out of me.

Her real boyfriend, Joe, was the Quarterback for the high-school football team. But even at six I was beginning to grow. He must have noticed my athletic ability even then because he often played catch with me. Teaching me about the game. Showing me plays. Explaining what each player did. And telling me what it was really like on the field. He knew how to tackle and block as well and let me practice on him. He always took it easy on me but one time he knocked me down really hard. I got back up and charged at him. He laughed and said “That was pretty good Andy. When you get bigger you’re gonna put someone on their ass. I hope I never have to play against you.”

My parents and I went to his games. He ended up playing for a college in the East. I followed his career as I got older. Of course I also got to see Nancy at all the games so it was awesome. I credit both of them for helping me get started in life. Not just sports. They were great friends and role models for a little kid.

Unfortunately, Nancy was busy this Saturday night… Damn!

My mom and dad didn’t know what to do. They thought I was too young to stay alone. So they told me they would get “Mrs. Woody” (yes, that was really her name :lol:) from next door to babysit me.

“Mrs. Woody” was mean and like 70 years old. She would always yell at us whenever we played baseball or football in our yard. And she hated it when we would ride our bikes and play music.

“No way!” I screamed. “I want Nancy!”

I don’t think my dad liked “Mrs. Woody” either so he said “Honey, can’t you find someone else?”

My mom tried calling around but the only person she could find was “Sasha.” He was also in high-school and was considered “different” by the other kids. I had seen him in a musical once with Nancy. He was very good looking with long hair but more in the way that Nancy was. I had met him before and he seemed like a nice guy. I didn’t like that other kids sometimes made fun of him.

Anyway “Sasha” became my babysitter for that night. He was really cool and we watched movies together. I was amazed that he knew so much. He was really smart too and we talked about all kinds of things. One of the movies was an old black and white horror movie and of course the girl ends up getting captured by the “evil scientist” or whatever and tied up.

Sasha must have noticed that I was really interested in this scene. Also I’m sure he noticed something else too. But no, this story isn’t going there. Besides, really, nothing ever happened.

Afterward he asked me if I liked the movie. I felt I could be open with him for some reason so I told him I really liked the part where the girl was tied up adding that I was glad she was rescued at the end.

It was still a couple hours before my parents were expected home. I asked Sasha if he had ever tied a girl up. He said no but he often wished he could be tied up. Once in rehearsal he got tied up too tightly and they had to find a knife or scissors to free him. It took a while. He said that it was exciting to be helpless and wondered if he would ever escape.

We both laughed. There was a pause. I looked in his eyes. They were really blue. Kind of like Nancy’s. And he was a lot smaller than her boyfriend, Joe.

I don’t know why but suddenly I asked him if I could tie him up. I wasn’t really thinking. Sasha giggled and said “Sure. But you better untie me before your mom and dad get back!”

Gathering rope from our garage, I did my best to tie Sasha to a chair in the kitchen. He pretended to be a “damsel in distress” and struggled and pleaded with me not to “torture” him. It gave me a funny feeling all over (but a good one… :drool:) and my little dick swelled. Kind of like when I saw girls tied up on TV or around Nancy.

We had just gotten started when we heard my dad’s car coming into the driveway. “Oh Shit!” Sasha said without thinking. I knew that was a bad word but already knew all of them anyway so I just giggled.

“Better untie me Andy.”

I quickly untied Sasha and we put the rope away and made sure everything was exactly like it was. We both knew what we did was sort of “naughty” but like I said nothing happened. My mom and dad came in through the garage into the house then up to the living room and saw us watching TV together. I was snuggled up against Sasha.

“Awww… isn’t that cute!” my mom said. “Did you two have a good time?”

“Yeah mom. Sasha was awesome” I said smiling at him.

Later that year my dad was transferred back to Michigan. I never saw any of them again. I think of Nancy and Sasha a lot even today. They would be about 11 or 12 years older than me. I’m glad they were a part of my life. I did follow Nancy’s boyfriend Joe in college. He was pretty good although never played in the NFL. I credit him for teaching me the game. I’ve often wondered if he ever saw me play years later.

(This is a true story. That's old our house in New Jersey. Bergen County. Jen would know where it was. My dad worked in NYC. I've posted this story here because of the early experiences. I’ve changed the names of course. Except for “Mrs. Woody.” :lol: I look back on my friendships with “Nancy” and “Sasha” and realize they both played an important role in my development as a person. :heart: :respect:)

[Boner]

Great story! I enjoyed reading it:cool:

[Boner]

Wow! She's hot!:drool:

I remember beating off to the original G.L.O.W. :lol:

[a9127]

“Bondage” in movies has been a popular theme since, well, forever!

“I want to be a… dentist!” :drool:

Everyone wants to be Superman. :respect:

My wife and I call this “foreplay.” :blush:

She looks pissed because he did a shitty job of tying her up. “Next time let Andy do it.” ;)

Wonder if I can find this on Netflix? Really cute girl, intriguing scenario, (they could've done a better job with the gag) and I couldn’t help but noticing how the left side of her top was pulled down. No censors back then. :inlove:

Bad bondage. :( Guy must have tied himself up. Just one rope? And why aren’t her wrists secured? (well, I do have an idea... but could they show that? :innocent:) Still, it looks like he might be somewhat “aroused” by this anyway. :lol:

[a9127]

“You wish Grandpa… and what’s up with the teddy bear? Fucking pervert.” :lol:

From the 70’s maybe? :inlove: Just needs someone who knows how to tie her up. ;)

The blonde just doesn’t get it. He doesn’t want her to stop! :drool:

Yeah. Of course I’d “swipe right” on her. :innocent:

From the “sleazy” 60’s. Damn! The blonde in the green dress. :inlove: Now if we can just get rid of the asshole… :(

Good dog!!! I trained him well… :respect:

[a9127]

Today is actually my birthday, so to celebrate I thought I’d choose my “top 5 celebrity crushes” who were popular before I was born. The 60’s and 70’s are well represented, and so is the early 80’s. :drool:

They are: Françoise Hardy, Sharon Tate, Farrah, Loni Anderson, and Heather Thomas. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Heather Thomas is a special case. While “Fall Guy” began before I was around, her career lasted well into the 80’s and even early 90’s. In fact, my dad took me to something when I was about 6 or 7 and I got to meet her. Still have the autographed picture (posted somewhere on here) to “Andy.” She was really sweet and spent a lot of time talking with me. Wonder what she’s doing now? I am sure I said something dumb like asked her to marry me. :blush: And I think my dad liked meeting her as well. Hell, I don’t blame him. :lol:

Have always wondered what my mom thought of it? Guess that’s the reason my dad slept in the garage that night… :innocent:

[a9127]

This post on my WordPress site has been getting a lot of attention lately. Not a "sex" story but more about my own experiences back around the turn of the milennium. Thought some other members might have similar memories and enjoy it:

"It’s Been 20 Years?"

andy9127z.home.blog/2019/08/29/its-been-20-years/

[Boner]

Wow! Very nice!:inlove::inlove::inlove:

Seeing how these are kind of "retro" I figured I'd post them here. I don't know if these are real or not but I love the cover illustrations, especially the "BacK Alley Queen":drool:

[a9127]

Wow! Very nice!:inlove::inlove::inlove:

Seeing how these are kind of "retro" I figured I'd post them here. I don't know if these are real or not but I love the cover illustrations, especially the "BacK Alley Queen":drool:

I like them. :respect: Think I'm in love with the last one. :drool::inlove::innocent:

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Susan Anton. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: A promising star of the late 70’s. She was a country singer, had a TV variety show, and also starred in the movie “Goldengirl” in 1979. I have seen this movie on TV as a kid.

***Major Crush Alert*** Of course she’s my “type.” I’d say “perfect.” Supposedly 6’2” and trained to be a “super athlete” that would take home the Gold at the 1980 Moscow Olympics (which the USA eventually pulled out of in protest—look it up) she begins to “break down” from the overly rigorous and abusive training regimen and rebels against it or something—I can’t remember. Allegedly her “dad” was a “doctor” and “neo-nazi” (would they even allow this today?).

Looking at her pictures this afternoon, over forty years later, I decided all she really needed was a 6’4” former college football player boyfriend… :drool: :innocent:

Susan was born in 1950 so she was actually 28 or 29. She’s about the same age as my mom in reality. Yes it really was 40 years ago. :( So what does that make Loni Anderson? Born in 1946.

Who cares!!! :lol: Just get me a fucking time machine…

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“Watson! What do you mean you ‘came quickly’?” :lol:

Baby I’ll blow out the fuse then we’ll have some real fun. :drool:

More “bad bondage.” Guess I’ll have to step in once again. :innocent:

Shit. When he said he liked to cosplay as “Thor” I thought he meant Chris Hemsworth. :eek:

“Women want him. Men want to be him.” But for chrissakes get rid of the flippers. :(

“War Maid of Mars.” Sure, whatever you say. I’ll pick you up at 8. :inlove:

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Sex sells… Alchohol. :drool:

Actually my eyes are brown… And my name is not “Smithers.” But we were both so drunk who cared? :innocent:

I see a bottle of Seagram’s, a very old can of 7UP, my mom’s tennis racket, and legs to die for. :drool:

Never heard of “Echo Spring” before but looks like fun. Gotta be early to mid 1970’s. BTW the blonde on the left is mine. :inlove:

Very early Jose Cuervo tequila ad. 1950’s early 60's? The artwork is beautiful. Wonder if she is anybody famous? :inlove:

Another sexy tequila ad. Wild? Suggestive? :blush: From the 70’s or even 80's maybe? But I bet you will always remember “two fingers.” ;)

This shit’ll kill ya. I think it really has in the past. :( I’ve only had it once. Very potent. Also a cool green color. If you have a guest who knows how to serve it it’s even better. We did… :respect:

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This belongs in the “retro” thread because… it’s from 1981! This is Heather Thomas :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: of “The Fall Guy” which ran until 1985 or ‘86. I have only seen the show in repeats but elsewhere on this site I have told the story of how I got to meet her years later as a little kid. I must have been 6 or 7 at the most and went with my dad to something. I still have the autographed picture. I’m sure I was a little shit but I remember her as being really sweet and talking with me. My dad thought she was pretty awesome (of course he did). I would have liked to have had her as my babysitter. But no luck. :(

Anyway, I think Heather is gorgeous, one of the most beautiful women of all time, and easily ranks with any of my “current” celebrity crushes (as in the ones I “totally have it bad for”). They would include Dove Cameron, Hayley Williams, and Taylor Swift. No kidding… All of whom are younger than me. Hayley and my wife are about the same age.

My biggest "crushes" who were around before I was would include, Heather (of course), Loni Anderson, Farrah, Francoise Hardy, and Sharon Tate. Of these five, the only one younger than my mom and dad would be Heather. I know because I checked. Susan Anton (a few posts above also should be on that list). She is maybe a year younger than my mom. So would I date someone my parent's age? Fuck yes. :drool: If I wasn't married of course. :innocent:

Curiously, I own this poster. I helped a friend’s mom get set up on something called “eBay” which was new at the time (showing my age now…). He was also into “retro” stuff and knew I had met her. So this poster being “rare” (the pink bikini is the “famous” one) he decided to get it for me. I have a lot of sports collectibles and keep it with that stuff. It is rolled up and in perfect condition.

(Just noticed it's signed "Jody." That's because she played stuntwoman Jody Banks on "Fall Guy." That is a very old GMC pickup--the kind with the exploding gas tank I think--this was worse than the infamous "Pinto." :( They had several "jump trucks" for stunts and then "show" trucks like this one.)

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Here's three more of Heather...

"Zapped." Don't know if this was in theatres or straight to video. I do know it was before I was around. She played a cheerleader. First watched this movie at a friend's house not too long after I got to meet her. Ever wonder why I chose to play football at such a young age? :drool:

In the movie (a spoof of "Carrie") she also was voted prom queen. Like who would her competition be anyway? :confused: Moderators: She's actually 24 or 25. Wish she had gone to my high school. :inlove:

From "Fall Guy." They go undercover to infiltrate a "biker gang" or something. She was also in a movie about a "high tech" (for back then) motorcycle called "Cyclone." I have seen it but not for a long time. Think it's from the late 80's or early 90's. Don't know if she really can ride. Maybe if it warms up here we could get the Harley out. I don't think my wife would mind... :innocent:

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More “retro” stuff…

Didn’t realize all my “ex’s” had moved in together when they invited me “over for coffee.” :eek:

She saved the best part of the sacrificial statue for herself. :innocent:

“Weird Tales” was published almost 100 years ago. Still has a following today. Wonder why? :inlove:

“Bad Bondage” strikes again. :lol: Just gotta get rid of your hopeless loser boyfriend rolling around on the floor then that creepy “snake guy thing” and we’ll have a great time. :drool:

I’ve have had more than a few dates end badly. This is the first time one ever pulled a .45 and climbed out the window. :(

Yes. He really IS way too old for you Dove. You should date me instead if you wanna go out with an “older guy.” :blush: :inlove:

[a9127]

Sex Sells... At Christmas? :drool:

Segrams scores again. :respect: Think she might be my friend from the "tennis" ad earlier. I'd spend Christmas with her. :inlove:

From 1946. Sex sells... "roller bearings"? :confused: Kinda looks like some sort of "cock ring" to me. :innocent:

She's saying "A fucking vacuum cleaner! He got me a fucking vacuum cleaner." Now she'll wait 'till he's asleep then hook it up to his dick. :(

Look at Santa drooling... :lol: He knows she's been a naughty girl. Younger members: That's a phone she's using, not some sort of hair dryer. :eek:

Sorry sweetie, this Santa is into "autoerotic asphyxiation." He was watching you as you slept... and slipped. He's still alive. Better cut him down. :blush:

Naughty Santa. :drool: Ask me if I love my work? Actually that's "Mrs. Claus." Or else Santa will be a dead man.

[a9127]

So my latest “future wife” is… Forty years older than me??? :innocent: As many of you know I workout in the middle of the night at a gym just down the street. I like it because I get the place to myself and I’m kind of a “night person” anyway. They have several flat screen TV’s that play CNN, ESPN, old TV shows, and “infomercials” constantly. Usually don’t pay any attention. :(

But last night there was some kind of “Western” on (Unless it’s Clint Eastwood, I typically don’t watch “cowboy” stuff. I’m definitely a “City Boy” anyway. :lol:). Looked like it was from the 50’s or 60’s. Didn’t really care about it except that there was the most totally gorgeous girl. :drool: Unlike many actresses of the period, she had a very modern look and I thought she was beautiful. She was wearing a flannel shirt and jeans. Old Levi’s maybe? Definitely Love at first sight. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Very surprised I didn’t know who she was. Thought of all my “retro” favorites and couldn’t come up with a match. Finally they mentioned her character’s name: Maybelle. That was all I needed. Did a search on my phone and discovered it was “The Big Valley” Christmas episode from 1965. The actress’s name was Lynn Loring.

Research was required. Today I learned Lynn had starred on one of the earliest “soap operas” at 7, graduated from high school in 1961, played Efrem Zimbalist Jr.’s daughter on “The FBI” (I have heard of this series), appeared in numerous TV shows and movies (including “The Man From U.N.C.L.E.” and “Journey to the Far Side of the Sun”), and later became a producer, eventually becoming president of MGM/UA Television Productions in the 1980’s. :respect:

[a9127]

It’s good to be “007.” :respect: In what other movies does the hero get to sleep with so many different women? :drool:

There’s been a James Bond film festival on today. Not getting much work done. Just got done watching “Goldfinger” (1964). Bond’s main “love interest” was the infamous “Pussy Galore” (Honor Blackman :inlove:) but perhaps the most iconic image from the movie was Shirley Eaton as the girl who is killed by gold paint. :(

Shirley was born in 1937, in Edgware, Middlesex, England. She is still alive and was featured on the cover of “Life” magazine right after the movie was released. She is without a doubt my favorite of the “Bond Girls.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Have never made love to a woman covered in gold paint. Tried to talk my wife into doing this. She went out to our garage and came back with a can of gold spray paint. Shit. That stuff is really hard to get off… Especially from my hair. :innocent:)

[a9127]

Not really “retro.” It’s from 2011. But damn. I finally know what I’m gonna do when I retire. :drool: BTW Mrs. Claus looks pissed. :(

Me in Kindergarten. I’m saying “Fuck yeah! An awesome Santa! I want an ’87 Buick Grand National GNX, a Compaq 386 Deskpro, a .357 Magnum, a case of Jack Daniels, and a subscription to Playboy. Miss Williams, what would you like for Christmas, baby?” The teacher is saying “Andy! Get your hand off my knee. Now.” :innocent:

Not sexual, but a very cool idea. The beginning of “the 60’s.” Wish I’d thought of a “tech tree” for my office. :respect:

From 1928. “Peeping Tom” Santa gets his ass busted. :lol:

I’d spend Christmas with Karen. Very pretty. From 1953. Wondered if she was a movie star of the time? :inlove:

Allegedly one of the “worst movies ever made.” Anyone ever see it? :confused:

[a9127]

From Russia With Love. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

[a9127]

The 80’s… What do you remember of it? Reagan? Cocaine? MTV? Heavy Metal? Pac-Man? The Terminator? Aerobics? Spandex? Leg Warmers? :innocent:

Well the last three are back!!! :drool: This is Anjelica Scannura who hosts a show called “22 Minute Workout” on OneTV.

According to the article, Scannura, who also hosts Anjelica’s Dance Workout, has always made fitness a priority. She started dancing professionally at age five, took Irish dancing for years and is part of her family’s flamenco dance ensemble — her mom even appears on her new show. She also won the Belly Dancer of the Universe competition in 2013.

“I wanted to make it modernized and more inclusive of people of all kinds. Those ’80s fitness shows only had one kind of person. And while I really admired the esthetic of that era, the update was much called for.” :respect:

“Recently I got injured,” she says. “OK, my injuries started when I was 18 years old, but when you’re that age, you think you’re invincible. Then all of a sudden you’re frickin’ 28 years old and you can’t get up in the morning without everything cracking.” (Me: Just wait a few more years… :()

“Throughout the show you see that I’m not living off of green smoothies all friggin’ day. Sometimes I have a bad night, I drink a beer, I have five A&W hamburgers. What are you going to do?”

Sounds like a date. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

[a9127]

Friday is Valentine's Day! :heart:

Here's a few "hate" Valentines from long ago. Didn't know people back then could be so nasty. Telling someone to "hang yourself." Tsk... :(

I like the "lemon" one. From 1900 supposedly. My "favorite" however is the "Jackass" one. Of course it is. :lol::lol::lol:

[a9127]

Another thread suggested "all porn should be in English" or words to that effect. Umm... no. Doesn't have to be. Sex has a language all it's own. :innocent:

As evidence consider the picture in my post above (http://forum.transladyboy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=319253&d=1579386697)... Here's how I interpret it: I have accepted an opportunity to guest lecture on data analysis at a university in Moscow for a semester. Running late for class, I am "distracted" by the beautiful woman cleaning the floor as she says "Здравствуйте" to me.

She smiles knowingly as I trip over her bucket. My Russian is pretty poor, her English is just as bad.

I think we are "communicating" just fine. I'm sure back at her apartment later that evening everything will take care of itself. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

And how do you know she's not trans? I like to imagine that while making out later I discover she has a perfect 7" cock... :drool:

(But I would never wear a yellow shirt with brown slacks. And those shoes! :blush: :lol:)

[a9127]

Can ride a motorcycle while shooting at someone with a .45. Marriage material! :drool:

She was getting ready for our date then realized she was supposed to meet me downtown. :innocent:

Looks kind of like Zionsville. :(

“Dame Tu Cosita!” :lol::lol::lol:

The girl is really cute. But what caught my attention is that is a human body in a block of ice. He’s pulling it down as if it were nothing. Some serious strength. :respect:

Fuck yes!!! Definitely my “future wife.” :inlove:

[a9127]

He’s saying to her “So, what are you doing next Friday…” ;)

Would go see these guys. Don’t know who they are but great poster. :drool:

Wife material? Maybe. Crazy girlfriend for sure… :inlove:

Educational reading… :innocent:

She’s saying “Shit… That’s the last fucking time I’m swiping right on somebody!” :(

And I can get this on Netflix? :cool:

[a9127]

This has been a slow day. So here goes. Some longer alternative descriptions for the pics above… (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=275870&postcount=295) :innocent:

The first one: “Fuck, Andy… Don’t look so surprised. You know I was a Navy Seal. This is nothing…” :inlove: :respect:

The second: We were planning a romantic weekend. :inlove: And lots of wild sex and bondage. :drool: But she forgot when I kissed her goodbye this morning that I had to drive to Chicago to meet a client. Before she tied herself up, she put her soft cock into a surgical steel chastity device with a urethral plug that I designed myself… A very snug fit, this one also has a “ball vice” that uses a ratchet mechanism which tightens ever so slowly if she tries to remove it or plays with herself in any way… And only I have the key. ;) Her cock fully hard is just over 7” and the plug is beginning to drive her wild. It’s only been like 10 minutes and already she needs to cum SO badly… But it won’t be much longer. I should be home tomorrow night. Unless, of course, I have to stay until Saturday… :turnon:

The third: Couldn’t help this one… She’s saying “Andy, you are a lot smaller than I had imagined.” :(

And finally: “Damn that Andy, he talked me into going to this stupid Dame Tu Cosita Dance Challenge. Fuck. Can’t tell anyone apart in these dumb green alien costumes. Shit, I hope that was him who sucked my cock back there…” :confused:

[a9127]

Sex sells… Everything!!! :drool:

Don’t know exactly what this ad was for. Flowers? To give to your secretary maybe? But it must be from perhaps the 1940’s given the old dial phone and number (count the digits). I’ve never even seen a number like this before. But she is super hot. :inlove: Wonder how they allowed this back then? Christ, she could be my great-grandmother. :innocent:

I see a… bowling ball? Again don’t know what this was about. And frankly don’t care. Think it’s maybe for shoe polish? Never got past my “future wife” :inlove: (from 60 years ago?) but yeah, sure I’d go bowling with her.

This one is for an Optometrist. Had my “eye exam” recently. My doctor showed me this pic and asked me “what I saw” I replied: “a billion dollars, a new Ferrari, and a 12” cock.” There’s really no other way to explain it actually… :lol:

Cigarettes were a big deal until they realized they killed people… :( During the 50’s and 60’s especially. Shit, even Virginia Slims and “Joe Camel” ads carried on into my own lifetime. There was a real backlash against smoking with people my age. In 1992, we were given “Say NO to Cancer Joe” buttons in school. Still have mine. Will have to post it. She looks like the girl from Thunderball. :inlove: The look on her face. She is NOT impressed... I hope she’s saying “Fuck off, asshole.”

It took me a while to notice that she was selling stereo speakers. Would love to have something like the largest one hooked up to my computer. I would play "classic" Slayer at full blast. Maybe she could help me set them up? The only problem is my neighbors will call the cops and my wife will file for divorce… :(

From 1970. Fifty years ago now. Kinda sexist if you ask me. All the women are kneeling and appear submissive. I believe the text that accompanied this said it ran in "Playboy." Wouldn’t work today. :respect: Besides, who would wear pants made out of Acrylic? Shit, better not smoke wearing these. You could become "the human torch." “Dynamite” is right. :eek:

[Boner]

Very nice!

You know, I used to love these magazines but all it took was me seeing Gia Darling:inlove::inlove::inlove: for the first time and- BAM- I never looked at a titty mag again, not after seeing Gia and her sexy friends...:drool:

[a9127]

Sex sells… Computers! :drool:

Looks like the late 60’s, very early 70’s? I never would have gotten any work done… :innocent:

Dude! No wonder you are still a virgin at 35 and live with your parents. Christ. Quit playing the goddamn game and fuck her already! :lol:

From the looks of the computer, I can tell this is well within my lifetime. The 90’s probably. So my “future wife” is really not that much older than me… :inlove:

You can tell he wants to fuck her. But she’s thinking “Shit. Bad haircut and he’s probably got a small penis…” :(

Mom: “Andy! Why is your door locked?” Me: “I’m busy Mom, go away!” :blush:

This one is much more recent. They definitely are not practicing “social distancing.” :eek:

[a9127]

Today CNN had a "fake ad" that was worth clicking on. It’s a series of photos from the “real” Woodstock that happened back in 1969. I’m sure I would have liked the music and women. Not the drugs or sleeping in the mud… Unfortunately most people my age remember “Woodstock ’99” and watched it on MTV. It’s better to forget that one… :(

Been thinking about how this would work… Guess I’d have to stand on the bumper. :innocent:

She must be somebody. You know which one I mean. :drool:

This is Grace Slick and her friend Sally Mann. :inlove: I have seen pictures of them before. Of course I know who Grace is… Hayley’s grandmother! :lol: Sally was a photographer and author and was married to Jefferson Airplane’s drummer according to the article. Looked her up. She was born in 1951 so she was 18 here. Only 18??? She’s younger than my mom… :blush:

This post IS about women so… I hope she’s “18.” Cute. :heart:

Yes! I knew my mom and dad were there. They never told me. Didn’t know General Motors allowed hair like that. Guess my dad was still at Michigan State. :confused:

“Future Wife.” :inlove: I’ve seen this picture before. Even tried looking her up. It’s a Getty image so someone must know. I would not be born until the 80’s so she would be how much older than me? :eek:

[a9127]

Really have enjoyed Zymurnaut’s recent "Forced Feminization" posts. Very nice... :respect: Also I know Boner and others have liked my "retro comic book" posts on here before. :drool:

Don't know if these are real or not. But some of them are kind of hot and fun to think about... :inlove:

A few of these comics look like they may be originally from the "70's" going by the styles. Also, I noticed the one featuring students used the term "co-ed." We wouldn't use that term today but it refers to a female college student. So she's > 18. :innocent:

[a9127]

Shadowjack “One Night in a Bar” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Always have been attracted to beautiful women and very feminine cute guys. :turnon: For as long as I can remember. Many of my stories reflect this as well. ;)

Except I wouldn’t share “Jamie” with anybody. :inlove:

(This works largely because it is consensual. Moderators: Jamie is 21. It’s her birthday.)

[a9127]

Dude! That’s not the way to approach women. Shit, no wonder you’re still a virgin at 40. :blush:

“He’s too old for you and doesn’t know how to tie a girl up. Date me instead…” :drool:

She’s thinking. Fuck. His profile sounded hot. Didn’t realize he’d turn out to be so “handsy” on our first date. :lol:

“Weird Tales.” Well. Just because… :inlove:

“Andy I really wanna fuck you but you’ve gotta get rid of that antique TV and get a Samsung 70" QLED 900 Series 4320p Smart 8K UHD TV with HDR. :confused:

Yes. I was “playing dead.” It worked! :innocent:

[Boner]

Another pretty lady I wished was my babysitter:inlove::inlove::inlove: We'd wrestle and play kissing games before she tucked me in:inlove::inlove::inlove:

[Gisker]

Another early crush for me we Elvira. She started my love of goth looks too. Angelica Huston as Mortica Addams in the 90's Addams Family movies had a similar effect on me.

Got to agree with the choice of Elvira. Super vamp and great!

[Gisker]

Another pretty lady I wished was my babysitter:inlove::inlove::inlove: We'd wrestle and play kissing games before she tucked me in:inlove::inlove::inlove:

Help me out here --- what's her name?

BTW I love the black and white pic. :yes:

[a9127]

Help me out here --- what's her name?


It's Carol Burnett. An actress and comedienne of the 60's and 70's she was also very beautiful. Her show was extremely popular and ran from 1967 to 1978. Probably before any of us were around. You can find it in repeats. Very funny with many celebrity guest stars. :respect:

A notable addition was Vicki Lawrence. Who, so the story goes, wrote to Carol as a young fan. Vicki bore a striking resemblance to Carol and was hired. :cool:

Vicki Lawrence has had success in her own right. In 1973 she had a major hit with "The Night The Lights Went Out in Georgia." She also starred in "Mama's Family" which ran into the 80's. Interestingly, she played a "grandma" but in actuality was the youngest cast member! :innocent:

I am most familiar with Lawrence as much later she would play Miley's grandmother on "Hannah Montana." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

This picture was identified as "Carol Burnett" however my first thought was it had to be Vicki Lawrence. That's how close in looks they were. :eek:

(Yes. I am sure it is Carol Burnett. :inlove:)

[a9127]

There was an article this afternoon about the hype surrounding the “Segway” and why it is now considered a gigantic marketing “failure.” I didn’t realize it was 2001 when they were introduced. Thought it was much longer ago than that. Getting old… :blush:

We never studied them in any of my marketing classes in college. Probably because it was still too new. But I never really had a high opinion of it, nor did most of my friends. Definitely not “the invention of the century.”

Although I can see where it could be useful in certain situations. :respect:

But speaking entirely for myself, I wouldn’t be caught dead on one. Shit. The worst way to go would be to get hit by a truck while riding one of these… :(

Also the search term I used to find pics today was “segway assholes.” :lol:

I feel almost the same way regarding “scooters.” Especially if you are “over 21” and dressed for business and carrying a briefcase. We have some on campus and it’s OK for my students to ride them but me? Never. Besides my students all like my Harley better. :innocent:

However I do not feel the same way about roller skates. That is Olivia Newton John from 1979 in the last pic. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

[ila]

Segways can't be that bad. One just has to have the right model or the right rider as illustrated in the attached pictures.

[a9127]

Segways can't be that bad. One just has to have the right model or the right rider as illustrated in the attached pictures.

I especially like what the guy on the left has done with his. And who could question Lord Vader's judgment? :respect:

And I've begun to "reassess" my opposition to electric scooters. It was all based on a misunderstanding. :blush: Seeing all those "clickbait" ads promoting scooters as the "future of transportation" with pictures of middle aged execs heading off to work (I last rode a scooter when I was about 3) but whatever... :(

Of course in the picture below, my "future wife" is saying "Hi Andy. Wanna go for a ride?" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

[Boner]

However I do not feel the same way about roller skates. That is Olivia Newton John from 1979 in the last pic. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:[/QUOTE]

I like Tara on skates! She could leave them on as I pull down her shorts!:drool:

[a9127]

My wife took me out for my birthday. We had reservations and a table up front. She’s saying: “Jesus Andy. You really DO have a one track mind. I can’t take you anywhere.” :blush:

Dad at his part time job while at Michigan State. Long before he met my Mom. He’s about to get slapped across the face. :innocent:

While we were having a drink later my “ex” showed up. That’s me at the bar. I ended up finishing an entire bottle of Seagram’s by myself. :(

This is a vintage image of a “60's woman at work.” Yeah, I noticed that… :drool: Mainly was checking out her typewriter. Moderators: This is a Getty image and she is working in an office, not at school, so I assume she’s > 18. I thought she looked kind of young by today’s standards but I’ll leave it up to you… :respect:

Of course this one is thinking “He lives in Zionsville? (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=275562&postcount=900)” :inlove:

And I know what this is! It’s a “punch card” machine. Purdue may not have prepared me for the NFL but they did “learn me good” about computers and technology. The basement of the Mathematical Sciences Building has a lot of old equipment in storage. Got to see it once. :cool:

[MistressStevie]

Vicki Lawrence has had success in her own right. In 1973 she had a major hit with "The Night The Lights Went Out in Georgia." She also starred in "Mama's Family" which ran into the 80's. Interestingly, she played a "grandma" but in actuality was the youngest cast member!

The crack about age will be ignored as I do remember watching the Carol's show as a kid in original run. My memory is never good as to when I first heard Vicki Lawrence sing--but she was amazing.

Vicki's cover of Hollywood Seven is awesome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQhEOpxsjLw

[a9127]

Today's "fake ad." That may or may not be true about people "not having birthdays" but they are slightly off on the year... Today is June 29, 2020.

But I get this. I stopped having birthdays. In fact I'm sure my last one was "27." :drool: :innocent: :lol:

[a9127]

“Dammitt! Tell us where he lives in Zionsville (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=275562&postcount=900)!” :drool:

My wife. “Andy. I told you what I’d do if you kept posting pictures of Hayley Williams…” :(

Our first date was going great. Then suddenly she got pissed and said, “Stop staring at my tits!” :eek:

I knew someone had written a book about my “ex.” :lol:

“Tommy you are a virgin aren’t you? 'Dr. Andy' never has any problem…” :innocent:

Actually this is a picture of my wife. With our cat. :inlove:

[a9127]

Zora “future wife”? According to Wikipedia, the comic was first published in 1972. Some say there is a resemblance between “Zora” and the actress Catherine Deneuve. :inlove:

“I’m gonna go out with Andy, this guy can’t get it up anymore…” :lol:

“Time for a swim.” :drool:

Really, there’s nothing that turns me on more than a nice girl who's like this in bed… :turnon:

Shit. I never shoulda worn that hat… :blush:

This looks like it could be fun. Now we gotta get rid of the asshole… :innocent:

Just wish her “ex” would quit showing up at all the wrong times… :(

[a9127]

Sorry, couldn’t help just one more… :lol: The girl in the third picture above. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

“Andy, I had such a wonderful time last night. I’ve never been fucked like that before. :innocent: Shit, you wore me out. I could hardly walk. I’m SO in love with you now I decided to break up with my boyfriend…” :eek:

(At the very least I've found my date for Halloween this year. :drool:)

[Boner]

These illustrations are hot!:drool:

Who doesn’t like a lady with some extra?

I’d like to find out what these “crafty dames” have in mind!

The lady on the right- oh yeah!

In my fantasy the red head has a huge dong- actually they both do!

She has a surprise in those tight pink pants I’m sure!

I’d love to Be between these two beauties!

[Boner]

My fantasy is she has a huge hard on under that hat!:drool:

[a9127]

“Wonder Woman” like “Batman” was always a great source of bondage material. Going back to the 1940’s some of it was quite risqué and suggestive. Bet millions of kids beat off to this stuff. :blush:

“Future Wife.” Very sexy Wonder Woman. Hard to believe it’s from 1977. Jesus, those legs, that ass… Now I just gotta save her from that missile. :inlove:

Lynda Carter from the 70’s TV series. She is NOT impressed. “You guys suck at Bondage. And a plastic chain? Next time let Andy tie me up.” :innocent:

The caption referred to “Phallic Imagery”? Funny, I don’t know what they mean? :lol:

Umm… How about this one? Do you see anything “suggestive” here? :confused:

My wife and I role playing “Wonder Woman and Superman.” :innocent:

Shit. Best “first date” I’ve ever had. :drool:

(Noticed the first one says "1977" but then "2004" down where the artist signed it. I'd go with 2004. Looks more modern to me. Wonder what she's doing this weekend after she escapes?)

[a9127]

Too bad you can’t edit your posts on here. Not long after posting this (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=276820&postcount=318) I wanted to add:

“We must have cum at least 9 or 10 times together. Really Andy, I lost count… (giggle).” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

[a9127]

I've always wondered how we come to like the things we do... like fast cars and racing for example... ;) It must start when we are very young. Or maybe long before we are born. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

[a9127]

The 70’s. But I still like the 60’s better. This seems kind of like the “nu metal” age of fashion. :blush:

The one on the right. But you already knew that. ;)

Reminds me, I forgot to stop to at the store on the way home… :(

OK. Listen up. I need your help. Which outfit should I wear for my date with Dove Cameron this weekend? :confused:

Somewhere on a college campus almost 50 years before the “age of Coronavirus.” “Hi Dr. Andy! Can you help us with our computer programming assignment? Fortran is hard… (giggle). :innocent:

Hot Pants! :drool:

NOT the 70’s. This is my latest “future wife” Elisabeth Erm in a “retro” photo shoot from 2015. Inspired by “Studio 54” (1979). She’s here… well… just because! :inlove:

[a9127]

Sex sells… Coca Cola? :drool:

She’s saying: “Andy, I love it when you dress up like that… On your knees, your cock locked in a chastity cage… Now be a sweetie and go get me some ice!” :lol:

“You cheating motherfucker… She was my best friend from high-school!!! Asshole…” :(

If it was that easy… :innocent:

Oops sorry… Wrong drink. :blush: Just wondering, how did my “future wife” end up back in 1964? :inlove:

From the 50’s. Simple and effective ad. This would work on me. :respect:

“But I thought you said ‘cock.' By the way that bottle's really small." ;)

[a9127]

She’s totally my type. Shit. Blonde, sexy, and into being tied up. I was thinking “future wife” then realized it was from 1975… Mom? Christ. Guess that explains a LOT… :blush:

“When will I learn not to meet up with everyone who likes my profile? Fuck. But he said he was tall, muscular, wealthy, liked surfing, and owned a castle on the beach.” :(

Julie is saying: “Only twice? Andy can go at least six or seven times a night…” :innocent:

We had agreed to meet at a rundown hotel in Indianapolis. I thought the .45 was a good idea in case her husband had followed us… :eek:

The caption said something about “Red Shoes, Follow You Anywhere.” :drool: I just said “Future Wife.” :inlove:

Motels aren’t always the best places for sex. We had flirted for months. Today after work we drove to some out of the way place for the weekend. The sex was awesome. Afterwards I fell asleep and she went to take a shower… Waking up I could hear her screaming: “Andy, you didn’t tell me you had a WIFE!” :lol::lol::lol:

[a9127]

She means “NO” asshole! :respect:

The book asks: “Could he have his wife and a mistress too?” Sure! But you better hope your startup is worth more a lot more than you think it is. :lol::lol::lol:

She was on another cover I posted a couple years ago. I remember the way she was tied up. :innocent: Still with her hopeless loser boyfriend I see… Thought we threw him overboard? Looks like she likes being tied up that way. I’ll get rid of them and we can go back to my place. :drool:

It’s OK. I also looked to see if he had a cock. :blush:

Shit. Poor guy. The first time I ever put my hand on a girl’s thigh I only got slapped. :(

Apparently this is a Marvel Series on Netflix. Never seen it. Don’t know the name of it. Looks like I should. Her name is Jessica Jones. I was thinking a good title would be “Jessica Jones: Future Wife.” :inlove:

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The “Rockin ‘70’s”. Seems sort of like a continuation of the 60’s only bigger and badder, with more technology. :cool: An early preview of the 21st century? Some sociologists even place the start of the “Millennial” generation as far back as 1978 or ’79. Again, what I would like the most is the women… :drool:

Men’s fashions. Doesn’t work for me. But I’m thinking seriously for the first “in person” business meeting I have to attend once the “Coronavirus Crisis” is over, I’m gonna dress like the guy on the left. :innocent:

One of the most successful bands of the decade. Agnetha. :inlove:

This won’t work either. No. Just no. Shit. :(

“iPhones” didn’t exist back then. Sorry kids. Try carrying one of these around all day... :lol:

Farrah. :inlove: What can I say? Wow. From 1976. I know this because of the car. Also I looked it up. :blush: There are not many actresses of the past that I can think of who could compare favorably to my current “celebrity crushes.” This is one of them. My wife really likes her as well. We watched a documentary on her several months ago. Neither one of us would be born until the ‘80’s but Farrah transcends generations. I said one time, if there was a person from the past I would love to meet it would be Farrah. RIP Beautiful Angel. :broken:

Lindsay Wagner. :inlove: “The Bionic Woman.” Future Wife? Didn’t know a lot about her compared to others. I have it bad for her now after seeing this show on “Cozi TV.” Working on a post for the “Divas” thread. Lindsay won an Emmy in 1977 and teaches today at a community college near Los Angeles. She’s also 5’9”. “Dr. Andy” would very much like to go on a date with “Dr. Lindsay” but there’s no way in hell I’m dressing like those guys in the pictures below.

(It’s “Dr. Andy”!!! She’s saying: “But I thought you were much taller like the Russian guy from Rocky IV”?)

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Unless of course it was a screenshot from this early PC game featuring the promise of electric sex… :drool:

Hard to believe. But that was really what PC graphics looked like back then. "CGA" video was only three colors (Cyan, Magenta, White) @ 320x200 resolution.

Those pics are the actual screen sizes. And the original IBM color display was very expensive. :( That's why so many screens you see from that time are Green or Amber monochrome. Ever seen a "Lotus 1-2-3" graph? :lol::lol::lol:

Here's a few more "screenshots" for you to enjoy. Bet lots of guys beat off to this... :blush:

Atari however was way ahead of the game. :respect: The fourth pic was from an "Atari ST." :drool:

Just a few years later, by the late 80's, "EGA" and "VGA" graphic standards were becoming commonplace. The last two are from 1988.

(Strip Poker was written in GWBASIC. "Dr. Andy" was in kindergarten. One of the first things he ever did was write a short subroutine that caused her to strip when you pressed F10. To the delight of his friends. Someone uploaded his version to a BBS. Anyone remember those? Very naughty boy... :innocent:)

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Dunno the best place for this? "Retro" subject for sure! :innocent:

Today “Dr. Andy” answers a student’s question about the “Millennial Generation” and helps her with her graph. She wants to create a chart in Excel comparing the Year Born to the Year They Got A Cell Phone. My reply is below. By the way, “Dr. Andy” got his first cellphone in 1995. A Motorola “flip phone.” :drool:

This hopefully should settle any disputes about where the generations begin and end. That “Born Before 1985” bullshit REALLY pisses me off. Maybe it’s just because I hate that picture (https://twitter.com/peculiar/status/1093829907677892609). :lol: Besides they're wrong.

And moving the start of “Gen Z” back to the mid-90’s was, I believe, just a way to sell more shit to kids. You really can’t change the “generations” arbitrarily. Or else the “Millennials” only lasted for about 10 years. :(

Second pic. Alicia Silverstone from “Clueless.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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Alicia Silverstone was very cute but I gotta say I much prefer Tara Emory:turnon::drool::inlove:

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Realized that 2020 is almost over. Soon 1971 will be “50 years ago.” Shit. I still think “the 80’s” were “only 20 years ago...” You mean they’re not? :confused:

Was really amazed at the amount of sexism in many of the ads of the time. :( Some were so bad—particularly in the area of technology—I didn’t want to share them even as humor. I think the 60’s were actually better. Hell, most of these are bad enough...

Enjoy this look back.

The “IBM 370” came out in 1970. I didn’t even know there WAS an “IBM 370.” Of course I know about the “360” from my study of technology. I’ve given lectures on it and its place in history. She’s saying: “Andy sent me a dirty message. I didn’t even know you could DO that... we’ll have to try it... (giggle) He’s so naughty. But why did he have to use so much paper?” :innocent:

“Vogue” November 1970. The model’s name was Donna Jordan. I should know who she is. Found out she was born in 1950. Very beautiful and sexy and popular model of the time. :inlove:

I’ve been studying this cover all day while working on my computer trying to make sense of it. What exactly are they saying? This was at a time when the United States was involved in the Vietnam War and there was a real “cultural battle” going on at home. Nixon was president. He had campaigned on “law and order” and the support of what he called the “silent majority.” National Lampoon was a satirical humor magazine known for provocative covers. Anyway, she’s really pretty with long hair. Why is the “son of a bitch prick barber” cutting it? And is that her dad? He looks more like he’s from the 1930’s. Maybe that’s the point? Perhaps I’m reading too much into it but I see a lot going on here. :respect:

This ad was interesting for many reasons. The stuff about “time sharing” and other business applications “Dr. Andy” found fascinating. Plus I found a date for tonight. Maybe we could go see “Easy Rider”? Preliminary research shows this system originated in the 1960’s but who cares... :drool:

“Dr. Andy” teaches typing! :drool: :inlove: :innocent: Ask me if I love my work?

“Jasmine” is NOT from 1970. She’s from 2008. But that is a Johnny Lightning Limited Edition 1970 Dodge Challenger. I’m gonna need a car. Besides Jasmine looks like a “Future Wife” to me! :inlove:

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Thought it would be interesting to look back, say, 100 years? Here’s a few pics I found from the 1920’s. Nothing’s changed. Sex is sex. Fuck yeah! :respect:

Thelma Todd. A very popular actress of the 1920’s and 30’s. :inlove:

Lilli Damita. Also a popular singer, dancer, and actress of the 20’s. :inlove:

She’s saying: “Shit. I like your car much better Andy.” :innocent:

“Dr. Andy” teaches how to use “adding machines.” :drool: But I don’t know how they work! :(

Joan Blondell. “Future Wife.” She’s saying: “Hi Andy. You look happy to see me (giggle).” :inlove:

The last pic is from 1921! She’s a typist. Really cute. And those legs. “Future Wife.” :inlove: Wonder what this was from? Early porn? Tried to find out who she was. No luck. :confused:

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My dad once told me he loved flying early in his career with General Motors. I can see why. :drool:

I do support one’s right to peacefully protest. Especially if it is for a just cause. :respect:

Elaine Taylor. An actress of the time. She was married to actor Christopher Plummer. Additional research is required. :inlove:

“Dr. Andy! Thanks for coming to our graduation party!” :innocent:

Her name is Marisa Mell. Wasn’t familiar with her. Very beautiful. Research was required. Sadly I learned she passed away in 1992. :broken:

Went to great lengths to find a pic with a motorcycle. This is supposed to be from 1973 however. I’m two years off... So what! :lol:

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Over one hundred years ago. :drool: :inlove: :innocent: These pics came up via my Pinterest account a few days ago. Must have been from a search for one of my earlier posts. :blush:

Never realized the “Ziegfeld Follies” was so Risqué. Thought it was just another Broadway show. This is what Wikipedia had to say about it:

Ziegfeld Girls were the chorus girls and showgirls from Florenz Ziegfeld's theatrical Broadway revue spectaculars known as the Ziegfeld Follies (1907–1931), in New York City, which were based on the Folies Bergère of Paris.

Billie Burke (“Glinda the Good Witch” in the Wizard of Oz – you know, the one who says: “Toto too!”) was one of Ziegfeld’s many wives. You learn something new every day. :respect:

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“Dr. Andy” and “Professor ila” teaching their Fortran class. 1969 perhaps? :drool:

Guy must have a hardon. He’s trying to “act” busy. I’d never get any work done either... :blush:

She knows a lot more than you do dickhead. :respect: And short sleeves with a tie? BTW my granddad called, he wants his Brylcreem back. :lol::lol::lol:

This looks more like a “fashion shoot.” But who’s complaining? ;)

This was the concept of “space” way back when. Shit, no wonder we haven’t been back to the moon in 50 years. :(

“Future Wife” :inlove:

(Moderators: Those look like “college students” in the first pic. I don’t think they would have had a class like this in “high school.”)

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“Dr. Andy” and “Professor ila” teaching their Fortran class. 1969 perhaps? :drool:

1969 looks about right. :D

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Earliest car phone? She’s saying: “But your wife won’t know...” :innocent:

At a sorority house sometime in the 1950’s. “Guess what guys? Dr. Andy just said he could join us!!!” :drool:

“Backstage with the Rockettes.” Good thing I took the “long lasting” Cialis... :blush:

Smoking was a “thing.” Everyone did it. The one on the right... I don’t care if she smokes in bed. ;)

It's 1947 and my "future wife" is wondering where I am... :inlove:

"Dr. Andy” and “Professor ila” again. Yes. Of course the message is dirty... :lol:

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..."Dr. Andy” and “Professor ila” again. Yes. Of course the message is dirty... :lol:

At one time I could read punch tape. :)

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At one time I could read punch tape. :)

You will have to tell us what it said. :drool: :respect: :innocent:

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My parents had "Liza with a Z" on VHS. I remember enjoying it quite a bit when no one else was home:innocent:

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Sex Sells... Car Stuff? :drool:

But most women want me to stay in longer... :confused:

“Multiglide”? Nothing suggestive here... Or do I just have a dirty mind? :innocent:

“Future Wife” except she’s from 1978! Wonder how old she’d be today? :inlove:

Mom! Does dad know? What do you mean you haven’t met him yet? :blush:

She’s saying: “Andy, I know you are from the US but it’s about time you learned to drive the proper way (giggle)...” ;)

The “Super Van”! :respect: Love all the 70’s technology in it. But there’s no room to fuck! :(

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Finally signed up to get my Coronavirus vaccine... :drool:

She's saying: "It's OK for us to date now Andy, looks like I'm not married anymore..." :(

Lady Redbeard "Future Wife." :inlove:

The 1950's maybe? "Nudie" films... :lol:

"I love you Andy. But really, you are too old for me." :innocent:

1930's. Guess this is what people beat off to 90 years ago. Excuse me for a minute... :blush:

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Sex Sells... Sex! :drool:

Christmas in May? Fuck yes! Works for me. ;)

This is a married couple. :confused: Married. Couple. Looks like they are their late 20’s or early 30’s. They’re not 7 or 8. Why would they need this? She’s saying: “So, you really ARE a virgin, Andy?” :blush:

4711 cologne has been sold since the 1700’s. Have heard of it but am not familiar with it. I selected this ad because I think she’s hot. “Future Wife?” :inlove:

“Soft smooth pliable vinyl.” Only $9.95. Just what I’ve been looking for in a woman all these years... But does she come with “AI”? :lol:

Jesus Christ! Maybe I’m missing the point. Who, exactly, was this ad targeted at? Is it a joke? :(

Tennis anyone? This videogame was released in April 1992. Don’t remember it or these ads. Would definitely have remembered this one. Somewhere north of Detroit, Michigan a precocious 9 year old boy and his mom are having the following conversation: “Andy! The door’s locked! Open it right now!” “Mom! Go away! I’m studying for a test...” :innocent:

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I used to really like this show as a kid. I wonder why!:drool:

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My wife: “So Andy, that was your student I caught you with?” :(

Never thought of “bobbing for apples” quite this way before. Will have to do this at my Halloween party. :innocent:

“The 3-Star Family”? Sounds kinda like my ex “in-laws.” :lol:

From 1981. My dad had this issue! The cover was quite “influential” on a very young “Dr. Andy.” :drool:

She’s saying: “Andy! Help!!! My asshole boyfriend is doing a shitty job of tying me up. Get over here!” ;)

From October 1941. Very sexy. And those legs are to die for... :inlove:

(Nothing "suggestive" about the Bobbing for Apples one. Is there? Or do I just have a dirty mind? :blush:)

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“No. But I’ll suck your cock for 20 bucks.” :innocent:

From the 1940’s. Crazy eyes... looks like my type. Bet she’s thinking about sex! And that is a very nicely drawn leg. Quite risqué for back then. :drool:

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“I told you to cut the grass and instead I find you out here sneaking a cigarette. Guess who’s not getting any tonight?” :(

Santa? Smoking? Shit. Always knew he was a fake motherfucker. :lol:

She’s saying: “I can see you in my mirror. Quit playing with your dick.” :blush:

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She’s saying: “Thanks. It reminds me of your little cock (giggle).” :lol:

Apparently the artwork was also available on packs of cigarettes too. :drool:

This was a “real life” model for Lucky Strike. :inlove:

Wish I had talent and could draw like this. :respect:

Sexy cigarette advertising carried on well into “Dr. Andy’s” lifetime. It’s amazing I never fell for it... :innocent:

“Joe Camel” ad early to mid 90’s. When I was in grade school we were given “Say NO to Cancer Joe” buttons as part of a national anti-smoking campaign. :(

(Still have my “NO” button somewhere. From ‘92 or ‘93. Didn’t notice this before but that looks like a young “Dr. Andy” in the ad above. You know, the one featuring my sex-crazed cheerleader. And I learned it was from 1950. So she would be about the age of my... grandmother? :eek: She’s saying: “Andy. Stop jerking off all the time! Christ. No wonder you’re still a virgin.” :blush:)

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When I hit puberty, long before the internet, these digests were like gold to me. I loved all the sexy stories!:drool:

You can see from the covers there were all kinds of stories, some weirder than others. They all made an impression but I remember reading a couple about
t-girls that blew my mind!

The first was about a guy taking the new secretary out on a date and getting more than he bargained for! Turns out "Jody" had a cock and ends up fucking him with it with "short, painful jabs"!:coupling: He ends the date feeling used and abused but drops by Jody's desk the next to ask her out again!:lol:

The other one was another "surprise" story with an amazon type woman named Dana. The narrator describes cuddling with her in the back of a cab on the way to her place and loving her strength. Of course he gets over his initial shock at finding Dana has a dick and has some hot sex with her!:turnon:

It was a different time and I had quite a collection. It wasn't until after the internet came around that the t-girl bug bit me- thank you Gia Darling!:heart:- but those stories certainly piqued my interest when I read them!:drool: