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sesame
06-24-2008, 03:17 AM
THE Molecular Man!
Bank Robber #1:
and
Bank Robber #2:we give up! Who are you, anyway?

Moleculo: I am Moleculo.. [ camera zooms in on his face ] ..The Molecular Maaaann!

[ background: jingle ]

Jingle: "Moleculo! Moleculo! Moleculo!"

Moleculo: The Molecular Man!

[ the robbers are taken away by cops... ]

Police Officers congratulate Moleculo
Police Officer #2: Sure is great to have a superhero around. Thanks a lot! We owe you one Moleculo!

Moleculo: The Molecular Maaaann!

[ the Police Officers are stunned by his sudden outburst ]

Police Officer #1: Yeah.. Well, uh.. we can handle it from here. Thanks again.

Moleculo: Remember: wherever evil lurks, I'll be there! [ he exits the scene.]

Police Officer #1: I wonder where he came from?

Police Officer #2: I don't know. No one knows much of anything about Moleculo..

Moleculo: [ He rushes back in ;)]
"The Molecular Maaaann!"

sesame
06-24-2008, 03:24 AM
Next scene: The Daily Newspaper
Moleculo works here under his secret cover of Brett Barker
(Like superman works as Clerk Kent :p )

Brett Barker: Hey, gang. What's the good word?

Chief: We were just talking about this great story you wrote!

Brett Barker: Ah, thanks, Chief. I was just in the right place at the right time.

Lois: You know, you always seem to be in the right place at the right time - when it comes to Moleculo!

Brett Barker:(he is incurable!) The Molecular Maaaann!

Jimmy: Yes. Him.

Chief: Well.. anyway.. I just wanted to say "Good Job" on this Moleculo story..

Brett Barker: [ Again!] The Molecular Maaaann!

Lois: What is wrong with you?

Jimmy: Are you high? ;)

Brett Barker: No, I.. I just have some work that I should probably do.. so.. see you later.. [ he exits from scene]

Jimmy: Something's fishy about that Brett Barker..

Chief: Say, what do you mean?

Lois: Well.. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I think it's possible that Brett is somehow connected to Moleculo.

Brett Barker: [ He crashes through wall
I say chaps, he is Amazing!] The Molecular Maaaann! [ Very shaken, everybody stares at him ] What?! :eek:

Chief: Okay. Okay! You're Moleculo! Just admit it!

Brett Barker: Wait.. well, how'd you know..?

Jimmy: Oh, gee, I don't know.. maybe it was Moleculo!

Brett Barker:The Molecular Maaaa-.. ohh.. right.. it's the yelling. Damn! I just can't control it, you know? I get really excited.. Well, I guess my cover's blown.

Lois: What will you do now?

Brett Barker: Well, in order to continue my crime-fighting ways, I must leave you, and travel somewhere far, far away. Farewell, oh friends. [ he exits :(]

[ He relocates in Mexico, Brett Barker is next spotted in El Diario De Hoy ]

Mexican: Ah, Senor Barker. Muchas gracis. Su historia es muy excelente.

Brett Barker: A mi me gusta mi trabajo mucho!

Mexican: Trabejo soy yo le Moleculo.

Brett Barker: El hombre de los moleculos!

Mexican: [ pause ] Tu el es Moleculo?

Brett Barker: [ throws off sombrero ] Si.. si.. caramba! (throws off his cover in excitement! )

Moleculo: The Molecular Man!

SSL
06-24-2008, 04:46 AM
Hehe

There's one flaw in this story though.. See this part:


Chief: Okay. Okay! You're Moleculo! Just admit it!

Brett Barker: Wait.. well, how'd you know..?
He didn't react although the word Moleculo was said ;)

sesame
06-24-2008, 02:56 PM
Hey, I didnt notice that! Good observation on your part.
"Moleculo" didnt react to that, although he crashed through walls just to announce his name on other occasions!

Jingle: Moleculo Moleculo Moleculo

The Molecular Man! ;)

sesame
06-25-2008, 08:59 PM
I love batman comics.
He has got personality. :yes:

kraken111
07-18-2008, 10:57 PM
I enjoy Conan Comics as well as The Ongoing Adventures of Dick and Jane.:respect:

porno4lyfe
07-18-2008, 11:32 PM
i like the hulk