How many times a day/week do you pleasure yourself?

[Ayo4Yayo]

Okay let's hear it, obviously some days you find yourself hornier than others, or your cock just feels better in your hand but overall how many times a day or week do you jerk off and blow all over yourself/room?


With me it seems like whenever I check up on this site I find myself with my hard cock in my hand stroking it. So I'd say atleast daily and sometimes after a long weekend where I wasn't able to get off I'll just jerk off up to 3 times. It feels SOOOOO good that first time when I'm stroking my hard bat and then it explodes and squirts all over my body and room.

[Htowner]

4-5 times a week. Love the feel of jerking off. Like it even better when I have a shemale cock in my mouth or ass.

[Ayo4Yayo]

Like it even better when I have a shemale cock in my mouth or ass.

lucky bastard :turnon:

[Htowner]

lucky bastard :turnon:

Unfortunately it has not happened in a long time!!! Where are all the shemale beauties in Houston?

[Ayo4Yayo]

Unfortunately it has not happened in a long time!!! Where are all the shemale beauties in Houston?

it must have been awesome fucking her while you watch her stroke her cock or you beat it for her. I'd love to have a shemale squirt all over me while I blast her asshole apart.

Hmmmm looks like I must just have to pleasure myself....

[ila]

At least once a day

[daddybearsboy]

Usually 3 to 4 times a week...since finding this little slice of heaven...7 or 8 times a week now! :innocent:

[ila]

Hmmmm looks like I must just have to pleasure myself....

Do you need some help with that?

[Ayo4Yayo]

Do you need some help with that?

cum over here and give it a little kisssss baby....

but take your shorts off first so I can get my wandering hands busy

[FetishDude]

Almost everyday, but since finding this site, I've had 3 so far :lol:

[billyanus]

on the avg once a day...but if im at home most of the day probably more like somewhere between 3-5 times a day.

[nmlss]

I usually do it about one or two per day. One day I proposed myself to beat my record and I've made ELEVEN in only one day. When I went to sleep I was tired and almost dead....

Boys, don't even try to do this, it's not healthy. It was my first and last time.

[bombing_squirel]

in the avarage in the per day, but could be more^^

[Big_Willie]

I usually do it about one or two per day. One day I proposed myself to beat my record and I've made ELEVEN in only one day. When I went to sleep I was tired and almost dead....

Boys, don't even try to do this, it's not healthy. It was my first and last time.
Wow, nice record. :D

I usually do it twice a day, sometimes more, sometimes less.

[nmlss]

Wow, nice record. :D

I usually do it twice a day, sometimes more, sometimes less.

Yes, it's nice to say it now, but that day it wasn't so nice.... my dick looked like Darth Vader's lightsaber....

I also do it twice a day usually.

[Be_my_nude]

Hi Guys ( & Gals )

Mmm - Once a day for me, but I must be multi-orgasmic as it just goes on and on ( with a little help from me ! ) And I ' zing ' for hours afterwards.
I have ' an assistant ' which is a tad noisy, so I lock myself away in the utility room and get to work. I don't have to stifle my screams there either, so it's win-win for me.

What sort of ' Assistants ' you you folks use ( apart from living ones, that is ) ?

B

[Mel Asher]

Who's a lucky girl then ? I'm lucky if I can get enough privacy to toss myself off once a day. I understand that men can achieve an equivalent incessant orgasm, but despite all my efforts I've been unable to make it happen ! Perhaps I need help ! Any offers ?

Actually I'm just jealous - although I love my equipment, and am pretty happy with it, your post, Bella, makes me feel a bit cheated !:no:

How do M2F's manage on this question ?

[practicename]

Before I was into shemales, a couple times a week - since fully embracing shemales, 2+ times a day. Since there are no shemales in my area I need to 'relieve' myself from the disapointments of being with real women.

[Ogryn1313]

Once a day to keep the Viagra away. Sometimes up to 5 or 6. Today, after a long hiatus and finally returning online and to here, 4 thus far.

[bob90]

It depends really, but usually once a day, sometimes more sometimes less. It depends on what i look at on the internet usually.

[TracyCoxx]

Usually twice per day. I also do it at work too to relieve stress.

[Ogryn1313]

I'm so tempted to post my amusing Rules of Fapping for you all. I attempted too but apparently they were too long.

[Traveler1200]

Pretty much daily, can be more if it is a shut in kind of day - that is regardless of having a gf or not

[darkonind]

5-6 times a week

[xxxShemaleFanxxx]

7-10 times a week

[ShimOnShe(SOS)]

Almost every day. Sometimes more.

[dennisGTS]

3-4 times a week unless I get some from my wife!

[newcummer]

3 times aday b4 work during work n after work and watever sex i can get from the GF

[leopard141]

got to be 3 times a day! just like food! :cool:

[ShimOnShe(SOS)]

So much so that I'm now blind:lol:

[hungcowboy]

i made it to 7 in one day, but i felt sick to my stomach afterwards, so i jus stuck to fingering my ass the rest of the day.

but usually i try to only do it 1 a week, jus to save up my cum so i can hav a big blowout at the end of the week

[SpaceMonkey]

More like daily, more if I have some xtra energy.

[girly_boy]

I wank everyday some times up to 3 times a day:turnon:

[Pippa]

Every day, twice if possible.

[liesjeversteven]

At least twice a day. It's the first thing i do when i wake up before getting out of bed. I can't seem to wake up without haveing had a good orgasm first.

[CuriousGirl]

Rarely does one day pass without an orgasm or two...three...four...and so on.
At home I can avail myself of several toys and a selection of DVDs to enhance the experience. When I'm at my bi-sex female lover's house I can ride her Sybian...whether she's there to "assist" or not. I'll have my own Sybian by the First of December so I won't have to leave home in order to mount and ride.
At the office, when I feel the need, and I feel the need virtually every day, I just go down to the executive women's restroom and either finger myself or use a small "pocket rocket" that I carry in my purse.
At least once a week another girl, a very feminine lesbian who works in a nearby office, and I will meet in a storage area for some quick girl-girl mutual under-the-skirt masturbation. No one ever goes in that room and we always do it after everyone else has left for the day.
I'm reaching under my flannel nightie now. I think I'll have a little early morning fun before my BF picks me up to spend the day in his bass boat annoying the fish. If I time this right, I'll be all warmed up for a quickie with him when he gets here. We won't have intercourse. I'll BJ him as I buzz myself...one of my favorite things to do. AND I NEVER SPIT!

[stevetagert]

I average almost twice a day so I'd say 12-14 times per week

[fondle]

Everyday :turnon:.....

[Imbecille]

Pretty everyday...

[9yneGuy]

On average I'd say about 11-14 times a week. About once every day on Mon-Thurs, 3-4 times on Fri-Sat, and 1-2 times on Sun. I have more time to myself during the weekends and unlimited access to my computer, so I jerk more often.

[tslover586]

normaly 1 a day, but that one is a very long and pleasurable one. and sometimes i get sex from the mrs.

[Hard4ts]

at least 5 times a week but if im on this site more like 3 -5 times a day;)

[Scoot]

whenevr i feel the sudden urge to :)

[lacey_maxie]

Usually once a day but when I'm dressed up I do it twice or 3 times a day.Before that my knickers are so soiled with my precum that I have no choice and I need to lick it off............mmmmmmmm:turnon:

[jedthejew]

Once a day at the very least. Over weekends I might find the time for 3 or 4 sessions. I don't seem to be able to get enough of myself.

[Spartakuss]

Because of my work i travel a lot. When i am from home, mostly 4 or 5 weeks, 2 or 3 times a day. When i am not at work no handjobs neccesary.

[alice]

At least once a day, and if one counts stroking while i'm getting fucked twice a day or more.:turnon::turnon:

[Amy]

Daily, usually with a toy on my clit.

[dirty30]

usaually in the shower,with liquid soap or hair conditioner:rolleyes:

[accelerator69]

3 times a day usually, sometimes less but always once. Been going at 5 a day though since I found this place.

[rick_2686]

2 times a day on average once in the morning and once at night.

[Miley]

as guy almost never (once a month or so...)
as girl 4 times a day wearing heels just make me horny:coupling::drool:

[slipper]

At least once a day. :yes: Sometimes a couple times a day and occasionally three or four. Depends on what all is going on around me... and who. :yes::turnon:

[slippyslimm]

Almost every day. Sometimes more.

[munoor63]

few times a day.. a clocked 4 times today already!

[miss_kandy]

daily :innocent:

[bo7meed]

Every day, excluding weekends

[ssell10]

Not that much untill i found shemales, now im addicted!

[carmella1]

every day. sometimes once a day, sometimes 5 times.

[detectivefinkle]

lol thats funny

[PeP]

every single day, no fault

[uelen]

I usually do it about one or two per day. One day I proposed myself to beat my record and I've made ELEVEN in only one day. When I went to sleep I was tired and almost dead....

Boys, don't even try to do this, it's not healthy. It was my first and last time.


:eek:
An incredible record!
For me one for day.

[sn00py]

used to do it once a day, but i found that as it went on i did like 3-4 times a day and found myself spending too much time on it... so i'm trying to lessen the times=( maybe once every other day? ever tried holding it in for a week or so and then releasing it ALL OUT!?!?!?

[Lac79]

hah yeah, alot like usually like 2 a day on average, day off? Too many to count:lol:

[Creedence]

I like to wait at least a week because it feels fantastic after waiting for that much time. :innocent:

[Spitfire]

Honestly about 3-4 times a week sometimes more.

[transluver22]

5 or more times a week. Reading these posts makes me want to cum more. I already jacked off earlier today.

[randolph]

Every day for about two hours each time. I LOVE it! ;):turnon::inlove:

[set123]

Two or Three times a day. When I´m horny about one hour. Ilove it :turnon::turnon::turnon::turnon:

[imageluvr]

At least once a day. I try to set aside time for proper 'session' sometimes so I can dress up like a sexy girl and enjoy using my toys. If I'm really horny I'll take pics too. I try to this every few weeks. Good stress relief!

[1cichfrek]

Its usually 3 times a day, the most was 6 because of the weather

[chingchong63]

once a day depending on free time

[jaydot5]

On weekdays, I do it like 2 or 3 times and on weekends it's like 4 or 5 times a day.

[perkisizer]

daily basically, sometimes 2 times but thats only if i get one in earlier in the day

[DCurious]

1 to 4 times a day, usually at least once a day.

[ltaylordi]

I get off Everyday

[SweetCharmer]

lol looking through this thread its clear to see that even though we're all respectable people in our daily lives. we are also really sex crazed :lol: me included i mean one day i got 8 out of me but on average a day its like 1 or 2

[CuriousMattUK]

Once a day usually but now I've joined this site it is going to be a lot more regularly.

[dmwill]

Was once a day usually.

Now keep to weekends usually, holding off for a whole week makes it feel so much better.

[cumfucius1]

Probably an average of 4 to 5 times a week here.

[lukepattison]

3 times a day usually, sometimes less but always once. Been going at 5 a day though since I found this place.

I'd say I wank about 1 - 2 times a day. I get horney instantly though when I think about shemale porn. I'd love to suck the cock of a shemale and for her to do what she wants to me: fuck my arse and make me suck her cock or blow her til she exploded all over me

:turnon::turnon::turnon::turnon:

[new believer]

Do all of you people out there realize how perverted and sick you all sound? Cut out the masturbation, it's sinful and shameful. If you really need something to do with your hands, go outside and give your money away to everyone who'll take it. Let's do what obama wants you to do, share the wealth.
Now excuse me while I go view the ladies, with MY hands, where they should be.

[teen19muk]

im 19 and very horny, i usually manage 2-3 a day more if im by myself

[rockabilly]

I masturbate about 4 to 5 times a day , every day and night. Damn i really need a Tgirlfriend. ;)

[robbo971]

Everyday, sometimes 2 or 3 times but mostly just once

[Rambam]

At least once a day but better is 3-4 ;)

[Felix]

Twice a day, at least. :yes:

[lacey_maxie]

Almost every day,especially at night...:turnon:

[fbnuser]

Once a day. If i'm super horny, up to four times.

[teen19muk]

has anyone else had those days where you get so horny and reach double figures?

[lbloveruk]

at least 5 times a week, some times a day

[9in805]

At least once a day, but usually about 3-4 times

[uberandrew]

when ever i can, so i usually wank about 2-4 times a day, and i play with my ass around 4 or 5 times a day.

[sirply28]

I try to get in at least every other day. Im married so I gotta space it out. One day with the wife and one day with my secret desires... :)

[michneo]

Today i came 3 times even went to work late (thank god for salary)

[bathingcaplover]

I used to masturbate at least once or twice a day. But my wife & I are into a lot of kinky sex (the shemale love is not our kink only mine) and very much into BDSM. And when she noticed that I started spending too much time in front of the computer surfing the web and jacking off at her expense, she decided to introduce a chastity belt into our everyday life...Well now I am the proud :no: 24/7 wearer of a Neosteel chastity belt and the only key is in my wife's hands.

She trained me gradually to go longer and longer periods without an orgasm (I can easily go 4 weeks now) during which she teases me a lot and during which I can surf all I want look at pictures of sexy shemales, even make appointments with shemales whilst wearing the belt. The shemale can fuck me and I can suck her dick for hours, have her cum all over my body but no relief for me. Only when I get home and the lady allows me to...usually only if I first please her enough...

At first I tought I would never be able to endure this lifestyle but to my surprise I started liking it and I love the feeling of being all the time horny and longing for sex but only able to orgasm when my keyholder allows me. And I can guarantee you after four weeks of enforced chastity, when you cum it's like a volcano exploding, the orgasm is really mindblowing seems to come from way inside of your body...

Nothing as weird as folks... :innocent:

[Candyboy222]

I have an orgasm at least twice a day if I do it my self. If I am with a guy or another tgirl it may be several times, depending on how much time we have together, but sometimes the quickies are best. Glad you femboy lovers keep so active.

[tom00001]

Three or four times a week is usually normal now. Although when younger did masturbate seven times in one day! But enjoy masturbating to Ladyboy/Shemales a lot.

[Tgirlluv]

Depends how much work I had to do. If too tired, no play.

[katercarlo]

i masturbate about 6 times a week.

i need my orgasm daily.

but about 1 time a week i go to a thai massage parlor here in berlin.

there i buy 50 euro for 1 hour full body thai massage, performed by a young ladyboy of 23 years. this massages includes a short, quick handjob.

[cdp206]

Depends how much stress relief I need! 4 -5 times week usually (these forums are a good place to start!)

[Eklipse]

i masturbate about 6 times a week.

i need my orgasm daily.

but about 1 time a week i go to a thai massage parlor here in berlin.

there i buy 50 euro for 1 hour full body thai massage, performed by a young ladyboy of 23 years. this massages includes a short, quick handjob.

Wow Wish I Had That Option.

[tswhore27]

7 days a week. many times a day:turnon:

[fuckstudent]

7 days a week. sometimes 1 time a day, sometimes 5 day, record should be around 7-8 :)

[NCC-1701]

For me, at least once a day, mainly in bed fantasising about making love to a Tgirl in latex, who would sometimes force me into her clothes!! haha :turnon:

[black_majic]

Daily... Once or twice but I have done it 5 times:blush: on a good horny day...!:yes:

[Katie Girl]

Depends how I'm feeling but definitely wank more at the weekend.

I've found lately that if I don't have a wank for 2/3 days, my orgasm can feel so much more intense.

[connie]

Depends upon the situation, but at least once a day, if not more. If I am doing something elaborate or time cumsuming, just once. However, if I am chatting, or surfing the web, or just found the delivery girl or boy hot, several times a day.

[CCC]

Wacking off 1-2 times a day keeps me from paying someone to blow or screw. Can't ell you how many times while wacky that I am tempted to em or dial up someone and then thankfully I screw up and blow a load--saves me a bunch of dough.:lol:

[pantyboi]

i do it all day i cant stop toching my sissy clitty:blush:

[smc]

Wacking off 1-2 times a day keeps me from paying someone to blow or screw. Can't ell you how many times while wacky that I am tempted to em or dial up someone and then thankfully I screw up and blow a load--saves me a bunch of dough.:lol:

This cuts both ways. When I'm working at home, if I spend too much time playing with myself (which is often the case) I lose money that I could be earning from doing the various projects people hire me for.

[CCC]

This cuts both ways. When I'm working at home, if I spend too much time playing with myself (which is often the case) I lose money that I could be earning from doing the various projects people hire me for.

AH YES You are right--so you need to find a balance. Living alone and being an indoor nudist--I think, feel and work better that way--whenever I pause to think about something I am typing or re-reading--I am always playing with my dick--like now--lol ;)

You know all those baseball players that people talk about that grab thier crotches?? They are just telling Junior to wake up cause all the pretty girls in the stands are watching--in the mean time all the pretty girls in the stands are saying "Let me do that !!" :inlove:

Of course if a friend calls and you are wacking away and asks :What ya doing?" Nuthin :innocent: :lol:

[tigress]

Depends upon the situation and my mood... sometimes every day, sometimes twice a week;)

[djank]

twice a day call me crazy but i cant sleep unless i jerk off at least twice

[Kirsty Scott]

I try and pleasure myelf at least once a day ...... sometimes I feel I just can't stop ...... like an addiction .....

I am going to have to be more careful though ....

Only yesterday I got the feeling someone was watching me as I was wanking .....

I think it was the bus driver ....


Kirsty
xxx xxx

[ila]

I try and pleasure myelf at least once a day ...... sometimes I feel I just can't stop ...... like an addiction .....

I am going to have to be more careful though ....

Only yesterday I got the feeling someone was watching me as I was wanking .....

I think it was the bus driver ....


Kirsty
xxx xxx

That was the best laugh I've had all day.

[rockabilly]

2-3 times a day 6 days a week , I rest on the sabbath.

[shadows]

I try and pleasure myelf at least once a day ...... sometimes I feel I just can't stop ...... like an addiction .....

I am going to have to be more careful though ....

Only yesterday I got the feeling someone was watching me as I was wanking .....

I think it was the bus driver ....


Kirsty
xxx xxx

No wonder the TTC driver had a 7 minute break!:eek::respect:

(Let's pretend that you were visiting Toronto, as that is where it happened.;):lol:)

[indyzzzz]

good day 5 times, bad day twice:p

[TSLuva]

I haven't had a decent session byself for a couple of years. Met & married my wife 2 years ago & weened my self off the porn. Still happily married but been coming back here recently. As I writing this I am downloading clips to have a good old spanking session to:rolleyes:

[Kirsty Scott]

Wanking is a Health Hazard :

I went to see the Doctor this morning for my annual check-up.

He said I had to stop wanking.


When I asked why he said,


"Because I'm trying to examine you!"


Fair enough I suppose .....

Kirsty
xxx xxx

[GRH]

I know I'm probably in the minority here. I do it maybe 1-2 times a month. I never really cared for porn that much, and I don't really care for sex much either. It just doesn't float my boat.

[chelsea]

Depends on how much action im gettin, about 2-3 times a day normally ;)

[ImAlittleCurious]

It all depends on my mood. Usually when I am feeling extra horny, I need a little anal play. But, that feeling hasn't came around in sometime. I need help! :(

I think, I'll need a few glasses of wine or something. Too, help me relax! :inlove:

[tutu]

once in a day if i get busy.but twice a day is common. the 1st thing i do when i woke up from my sleep is wanking and unload my cum all over my belly and my face and i wil clean my self by eating ever drop of my cum.

[aguy]

I don't follow a standard fapping pattern...It can be 3 times a day,5-6 times a week,once every two days,it depends on my mood.

[Didhehey]

I don't follow a standard fapping pattern...It can be 3 times a day,5-6 times a week,once every two days,it depends on my mood.
Same here all depends on my stae of mind, however i have more plesure sucking cock than fapping LOL:turnon:

[aguy]

Same here all depends on my stae of mind, however i have more plesure sucking cock than fapping LOL:turnon:Sucking a beautiful tgirl cock is by far a better choice.

Damn,I'm calling an escort right NOW!

[GRH]

None, since being on estrogen and an anti-androgen there is no point.

[awpharaoh]

While I live with my girl I still feel the need to masturbate. I really enjoy getting intimate with myself even if it doesn't result in an orgasm. I now average 2 times per day but it was closer to 3 or 3.5 when I was single.

[a9127]

Too often... :lol: :innocent:

[jazzmine_88]

Hmm about four or five times a week also i get off like twice or three times a day sooooooo im gonna say about 15 or 25 a week :):yes:

[pauladunbar]

A few years ago I had prostate cancer and thought my active sex life was at an end. I had a good surgeon and I can still have an orgasm, but without ejaculation.
I tend not to masturbate as much as before the operation, but let an erection advise me when it is time to play.
Thinking about when I last played through to orasm it must be three or more weeks, but this morning at the coffee shop I was treated to the sight of a young lady showing a lot of white thigh and eventually a clean shaven triangle of white flesh. Well that produced an erection that lasted for half an hour, before I could walk out without displaying my rock had erection. Unfortunately I was wearing a short full skirted white cotton summer dress and little else. When I did reach home I spent the afternoon on my patio slowly stroking and teasing myself until the tension was too much and I exploded. To my surprise one was not enough and the quality of the second was mind blowing.
Therefore it is not frequency but quality that counts with me.
Paula Dunbar

[franalexes]

Every morning as things start to rise,
I give those things some exercise.:yes:
I rub my tits, I squeeze my buns,
and in my crotch I have good fun.:turnon:
Often though as I open my eyes,
I'm greeted by a wet surprise.:innocent:

[a9127]

I have always thought some of the things that were published on the "evils" of masturbation were hilarious. The sad thing is that this ignorant view of human sexuality promoted medical "cures" that caused real harm to young boys and girls.

BTW as a teenager my record was seven times in one day.

According to this picture, at 36, my "accomplishments" in life should be "vice and degeneracy" heading to "moral and physical wreck." :lol:

[elexis666]

Probably averages out to be every other day. Sometimes I'll do two days in a row if I encounter something that unexpectedly revs my engine. Some of you must have more free time on your hands than me:)

[Alis]

depends on my intimate life...
If I'm single at a moment, I get off practically every day

[a9127]

Way too often. From a medical journal on the "Evils of Self Pollution" 1890. :innocent:

The resemblance is uncanny. May start using it as my profile pic. Very handsome fellow if I may say so myself. I have no doubt that when Nicole Ferri (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=269271&postcount=621) sees this she will invite me to move to Argentina so we can have sex many times a day... :lol::lol::lol:

[a9127]

Had a doctor's appointment today. This is what they found:

Chronic over-masturbation since age 10 gives this 18 years old massive back pains, knee pains, easy to get muscle and joint injuries, poor memory, absentmindedness, premature ejaculation and laziness. :innocent:

Crazy masturbation at 2-3 times a day results in acne outbreak, and then taking acne drug for dry skin/lips, bad mood swing; after treatment, resuming over-masturbation for sympathetic nervous hot flushes, sickness, infection, mood swing, depression, excessively sweating, but cold body and numbed hands and feet, penile numbness, sleeping disorder (insomnia), and poor memory for no more sexual orgasm. :confused:

Chronic Over-Masturbation and over-ejaculation in last 5 years results in persistent sexual arousal (satyriasis), sexual exhaustion, adrenal fatigue and dizziness for no more sexual orgasm. :eek:

Drug abuse with pot (marijuana) smoking along with anti-anxiety, anxiolytic and antidepression drugs results in severe head pains, tremors (parkinson's syndromes), loss appetite, leg pain, testicular and scrotum pains, anxiety, blurred vision, hearing hallucinogenic voices, no erection and no more sexual orgasm. :blush:

After sexually exhausting his the brain's and internal Hypothalamus-Pituitary-Adrenal (HPA) axis, he has gotten headache and felt death and exhaustion from wet dream, even once a weak. Why he felt worse on the 2nd day after ejaculation. :(

After his acetylcholine/parasympathetic, dopamine, serotonin and GABA nervous system, neuro-endocrine function and liver system has been damaged or blown up by excessive norepinephrine, epinephrine, glutamate, histamine, cortisol, prolactin, prostaglandin E2, or/and excessive Monoamine oxidases (MAO) toxins such as 3,4-dihydroxyphenylacetaldehyde (DOPAL), he could not heal his damaged brain, neuro-endocrine system, liver and prostate, associated with the sympathetic Fight (premature ejaculation) and Flight (going limp), by simply stopping masturbation. :censored:

[a9127]

Not anymore. My wife made me put this on when I got up this morning. :(

[pauladunbar]

As I get older I can go a couple of months without doing it, but then the build up of sexual tension requires I do it to stop unwanted erections and I do it perhaps three times a day. This is followes by another period of nothing.



AUSTRALIA IS IN THE MIDDLE OF sUMMER AND THIS YEAR IT HAS BEEN EXCEPTIONALLY WARM 40 DEGREES AND EVEN 43. I therefore wear very thin cotton dresses and very little else. It is a worry that unwanted erections do not take by surprise. To avoid this I reduce the sexual tension from building and after 25 days I rub one out.

Today was yet another exception, sitting in a coffe shop at the beach there was a young lady five tables away and facing me rubbing her clit through he dress. It was too sexy for me and my cock started to twitch and was soon fully erect. An hour later I was able to walk to my car where I hope I was not seen having a few quick strokes to satisfaction.. In Thailand this is massage with happy ending,

Paula Dunbar

[a9127]

When I see unscientific and incorrect advice from the 1700's or 1800's it's bad enough. But I just found this on the Internet. Yes, I know, what was I doing at 11:00 PM EST looking up masturbation? :blush:

Please do not follow the advice given here. I am posting it for entertainment purposes only... :lol::lol::lol:

Thursday, 21 August 2014

Harmful effects of masturbation. You can read or listen all over internet and via other people that masturbation is healthier. Most of people just tell you lie about it, and other do know about it. Here I am not going to tell you that masturbation is healthier or not, here I am just going to tell you about harmful effects of masturbation and all the information is based on my personal knowledge and experience. I gain this knowledge by myself and by watching other known people's life.


1. Effect on body health - Actually semen takes 4 to 8 days(depend on person to person) to produce in body and to produce small amount of good quality semen you need to eat lot of healthier food, protein and minerals etc. If you do not ejaculate your semen though sexual activities, it give strength to your body, make your muscles and bones stronger. If you continue waste you semen just for fun and enjoy several times in week then it will make your health dull.

2. Effects on bones- If you do extreme masturbation (8 to 10 times in week) and continue this habit for long time like for six month then this will make harmful effects on your bones. When person try to masturbate lot in short amount to time them he or she started to ejaculate type of white part of bone which include phosphorus, carbon and other minerals which are extracted from bones. If you masturbate lot then you feel your knees and elbow joints start to make sound on moving just like very old person.

3. Effect on your face - By watching a person's face you can tell that how much he masturbate or include in sexual activities. And even you can tell which hand he use lot to masturbate. Those who masturbate lot their cheeks started to shrink, narrow and go inside just opposite of chubby. Pimples are natural in young age but those who masturbate, for them pimples and acne create big problems. They increase in numbers and make bigger in size on face. Make spots on face. By that face look ugly. Masturbation also make asymmetric you face for example if person masturbate lot from his right hand then his face will be narrow and asymmetric from right side.

4. Effects on your life- Those who masturbate lot they not be able to focus on their work and their social life. Person can't able to talk to other by making eye contact because of lack of confidence. People those who masturbate lot, try to live lonely and can;t able to live happy. Students with this habit can't focus on study.

5. Effects on buttocks - By watching person butts you can tell how much he or she masturbate. By masturbating lot buttocks gone inside from side part and by slowly slowly you found that lot part and size of buttocks will be reduce or disappear. It take months to years but he/she can feel that their butts not look like their teen age. (This effect info is little bit awkward and funny but true). They are started to look like pornstar's butts.

6. Effect on penis - Masturbation makes penis curvy because most of people mostly masturbate by their one favorite hand and that's particular hand's finger grip make his penis curvy from that particular side. I hope you understand what I am trying to say here. And most of people do not use lubricant during masturbation which also do harmful effect on penis. Actually god make penis for vagina and god already provide lot of glands inside wall of vagina. (May be god don't know human will start masturbation from hand otherwise god also provide lube in hand- just kidding).

7. Effect on your sports and physical activities - Coach of national teams like boxing, gymnastic, runner teams give advice to their players, not to masturbate or sex. month before their competitions and championships. Because they know masturbation reduce will their lot of energy and stamina. After masturbation you feel like lack of energy and feel like you need a long sleep rest.

8. OCD - OCD or obsessive compulsive disorder is very common among those who masturbate lot. Because of OCD these people cannot concentrate on their work. Mostly they do every simple task repeatedly for satisfy their own OCD. Like they wash their hands again and again, they check their gate lock repeatedly etc. So because of OCD, life is kind of mess for them.

9. Effects on hairs and eyes - Masturbation also reason behind blurry eye sight and hair loss in men and women.

10. Effect on memory - Masturbation also make your memory weak. And Excessive masturbation also cause mental illness.

11. Effect on age process - Person who masturbate a lot tends to age faster and you will see symptoms of older person like white hair, wrinkles etc in you before actual age.

12. Effects on social life - Desire for isolation, moodiness, depression, laziness, less self respect, sadness, suicidal thoughts, etc these are also common symptoms in person who masturbate daily.

13. Effects on cloths, walls, bedsheets, pillow, your presence in home (LOL)- If person masturbate lot then whenever he/she see any little amount of sexual thing or activity like cleavage, girls in bikini, kiss or bla bla in movies then he just started leaking little amount of seamen through his penis because his mind is highly addicted to this kind of things. Funny stuff - ya by masturbation sometime you make dirty your cloths, wall, bedsheets and seamen stain sometime not be able to wash easily and sometime make you embarrass in front of you parents. And sometime your parents feels bad for you when you keep yourself locked yourself in room whole day. Actually they know everything by seeing your face and daily habits and they are waiting for caught you in action someday - just kidding lolzz..... but this is seriously correct stuff.

If you do not masturbate for one year then I am sure that you will feel like superman and feel like you can capable to do any thing this world. Just keep your self busy and eat proper diet, do exercise and do not masturbate for one year and compare your picture of now and after one year with this schedule then you can feel these changes after one year - more healthier, more symmetrical shiny and glorious face, more fat but not at belly or stomach, look fit, more happy, more focused, more successful etc.

[a9127]

The above article I posted is total bullshit and I hope no one takes it seriously. I thought it interesting that the author bases everything on personal experience and perhaps religious belief and not scientific evidence. He could also use a lesson in spelling and grammar. ;)

So many problems with it I really don't even know where to begin...

However I must particularly take exception to the following paragraph:

"If you do not masturbate for one year then I am sure that you will feel like superman and feel like you can capable to do any thing this world. Just keep your self busy and eat proper diet, do exercise and do not masturbate for one year and compare your picture of now and after one year with this schedule then you can feel these changes after one year - more healthier, more symmetrical shiny and glorious face, more fat but not at belly or stomach, look fit, more happy, more focused, more successful etc."

Far from "feeling like superman" if I went a whole year without jacking off I'd be more like this:

[Florian]

Let's get to the POSITIVE aspects of masturbation!

In the UK, the National Health Service issued a leaflet advising the reader to masturbate if he/she wasn't having regular sex. What a change from 100 years ago!

[a9127]

The following "case studies" are taken from a “Men’s Sexual Health” site. My comments are in parentheses. It is meant for entertainment purposes only!!!

Chronic over-masturbation singe (sic) age 14 results in thinner hair, weak erection, memory loss, acne, stress, low back pain, premature ejaculation, stomach pains, and some blurry vision. But he could not heal his damaged brain, neuro-endocrine system, liver and prostate, associated with the sympathetic Fight (premature ejaculation) and Flight (going limp), by simply stopping masturbation (“Damaged Brain” sounds about right… I always thought it was from all the concussions I suffered in football. My Mom would blame it on the music I listened to. :lol::lol::lol:)

Post-ejaculation sexual exhaustion symptoms: penile pain, testicular pain, testicle pain, low abdominal pain, pubic pain, erectile dysfunction (curved-down erection), dead mind, loss concentration and memory, and blurred or poor vision for no more sexual orgasm (Well I just bought a pair of reading glasses but I forgot where I put them…).

Chronically over-masturbating 3-7 times a day from age 12 to 19 for erectile dysfunction, destruction of testicular and adrenal function (extreme low testosterone level), and woman-wild-ride fracture, ultimately resulted in penile deformation, shrinking from 9 inches to 5 inches for no more sexual orgasm (No comment… :blush:).

Chronic over-masturbating 7-8 times a day shut down his 25 year old hypothalamus-pituitary-testicular axis for penis and testicles shrinkage (75-80%), muscle loss, memory loss, and no libido for no more erection or sexual orgasm (Likewise… :blush:)

Over-masturbating too young and having too much Java for youth impotency and no sexual orgasm (Do they mean “Java” as in coffee? Or the programming language? Debugging Java code for hours back in college never failed to render me “impotent.” My girlfriend hated programming. :lol::lol::lol:)

Impotency due to starting matursbtion (sic) in the 4th grade for no sexual orgasm (I started “masturbating” around that time. I don’t know what “matursbtion” is. Sounds dangerous. Bet your dick could fall off… :eek:)

Young man's over-ejaculation for his May-September marriage results in impotence and no Sexual Orgasm (This must have been with my first wife… She was several years older than me. :innocent:).

[1_Talent_Scout]

Okay let's hear it, obviously some days you find yourself hornier than others, or your cock just feels better in your hand but overall how many times a day or week do you jerk off and blow all over yourself/room?


With me it seems like whenever I check up on this site I find myself with my hard cock in my hand stroking it. So I'd say atleast daily and sometimes after a long weekend where I wasn't able to get off I'll just jerk off up to 3 times. It feels SOOOOO good that first time when I'm stroking my hard bat and then it explodes and squirts all over my body and room.

as much and many times as possible.
My favourite is just edging for a whole day

[techno883]

LOL, awesome reply Kirsty Scott. BTW, I pleasure myself at least every day, sometimes twice. Also BTW, a number of times to Kirsty video's found on another site I frequent.

[davshm]

Usually twice per day but sometimes can do three or four times.